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  1. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Party Like A Drast

    A pompous smile loft mightily upon the princes face as Keira clearly recognised pedigree. The others gathered, of course, as gnats to a ray of moonlight. "Prince Oedipus Menelaus of the House Juvexia, of the same. My father, the King, is ever so absent these days, but I cannot complain of the...
  2. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Party Like A Drast

    It was a beautiful day for a party, and there was absolutely no way that Oedipus would pass up the opportunity to show off the years of hard work, dedication and toned assets that he had procured. Naturally, the prince made a sizable donation as such a cause was quite close to his heart, coming...
  3. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    Oedipus felt good about this next lap, the wind flew through his blond locks as they raced off and onward toward destiny. CH4D was wedged between his knees, held up to watch with whatever little battery power that the most loyalist lil droid could muster. It was a certainty that the buzz droid...
  4. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    The amazing burst of activity that coalesced with Oedipus breaching the finish line, at last, brought a year to his eye. The symphony of support was unlike anything he had ever seen before, such was their enthusiasm and love that the plebians would hurl very little food they had in his...
  5. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    Oedipus struggled with the heavy set of controls, the extensive damage made it quite difficult to do anything with the lumbering beast, but try as he might, the prince was determined to bring it home. The icky swamp was certainly not somewhere that he would want to crash land and so he did his...
  6. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    The misfiring of the laser Canon was just typical, he'd rolled the die and came up short, which would have been fine if not for the next disaster to unfold. With a look the prince determined the best course of action was to ignore the fire and hope it went away on its own like his daddy did...
  7. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    The racing had gotten exciting, terrifying, and finally back to exciting for Oedi. Patting CH4D on its head, the princeling cheered for a moment until he realized the icky red substance on the droid. "Okay, I get that you saved me but we need to discuss your personal grooming standards if you...
  8. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    This section of the race was perhaps the most traumatic time of his life since finding out he wasn't an only child. The treacherous watery death pit below aside, the endless stream of creatures and horrors seemed to all line up to take a bite out of the princeling. Oedi screamed several...
  9. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    Wait! who said anything about a water leg. The precious prince was terrified of the deep blue ocean and would do his best to avoid looking at it too hard while they raced along. If any of his competitors tried to pass him, the buzz droid would do its nasty work in trying to stall them. The...
  10. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    The cloudy start notwithstanding, the start of the race could have gone better for the shiny prince. Some of the other competitors had shot ahead which just wouldn't do. Thrashing the accelerator, he hoped that his mirror-finished pod racer would make quick work of the others and scoot back into...
  11. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    Oedi sat waiting at the controls for what seemed like an eternity, the other racers all around him seemed amped and ready to go. For someone who was quite accustomed to being able to do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, it was difficult to control his natural impulses to just hit the...
  12. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Event Now This Is Podracing!!

    Oedipus knew absolutely nothing about the shiny hunk of chromium lookin' construction they called a 'pod racer'. In fact, his pit crew was so damn sure that the young prince would screw something up that they specifically found a model that had a simple green and red button to stop and start the...
  13. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Beautiful, Finite

    The young Prince of Parties had arrived at last with an obnoxious scent of milk and honey radiating off his indescribably well toned body. Naturally sneaking into the club, it didn't take him long to find the bar and order an expensive cocktail or two. Catching a brief reflection of himself...
  14. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Sip, Sip, Hooray!

    Oedi's eyes immediately lit up as the princess was so clearly enthralled by his remarks, even offering sincere approval of his habits. Obviously, she was a woman of great taste and standards herself, so he made a mental note to speak with her later. It was a terrible shame when he accidentally...
  15. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Sip, Sip, Hooray!

    The last time Oedipus had gone on an adventure alone, he'd run straight into the biggest meanest Hutt money could buy, and an equally mean gangster with attitude. Unbeknownst to him, his mother Queen Electra (@LadyRen) was also there to bring his fun to an anticlimatic end. Fortunately, a party...
  16. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Cantonica Going Once, Going Twice

    Oedi had a princely grin from ear to ear as his assailants were quickly removed from the scene, no doubt to be executed for laying a hand on him, he assumed. With that sorted he hoped to return to looking for some fun, only for such ideas to be suddenly shut down by a very cross queen. His face...
  17. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Cantonica Going Once, Going Twice

    Oedipus' face turned to shock as he found himself quickly ambushed and grappled by the overly muscular serving man's droid. It was embarrassing to have been taken so easily and without even being able to put up a fight - clearly, this man had been putting in the hours on the Thorne routine. To...
  18. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Cantonica Going Once, Going Twice

    The boy for whom Oedipus had been waiting was well late and the mischievous lad was in no mood to wait any longer. "Well, mother can't say I didn't try," he pondered. It wasn't the first nor would it likely be the last setup that she put to him, always dangling the family needs speech but as...
  19. Oedipus Menelaus

    Open Social Cantonica Going Once, Going Twice

    Posing for your picture to be taken is a significantly bigger investment when you're going old school and having it sculped from the galaxy's finest marble to serve as yet another magnificent statute to adorn Juvexia. It was going to be a birthday gift that he would present to his mother, of...
  20. Oedipus Menelaus

    Ask Disputed Succession

    A stupid war thingy his father insisted that the entire family participate in wasn't about to stop Oedipus from enjoying his morning milk and honeyed bath. The rigors and stresses of waking up often did terrible damage to one's skin and thus it was extremely important to take daily care of it...
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