America's Douchiest Colleges

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http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201108/douchiest-colleges-america-2011#slide=1

Yes, someone actually made a list about which college have the most douches. I, unfortunately, attend #8 on the list. :CStern Anyone here go to any of the above listed, or have friends that do?

 

[BLADE]

Deep suspicion that you may end up being president of the United States; outspoken pride in New Haven (many parts of which scare you)

All of New Haven scares me. Seriously, have these people not been to Wooster during Columbus Day?

Also, [Yale Douche Voice] they're really putting those Cornell pikers on top. I mean, really, if you're going to be a safety school for those who want to go to Brown of all places. [/Yale Douche Voice]

*Affected Yankee Laugh*

 

[Lavi]

Nope. One of my professors is an MIT alumni though.

 

[Hawkins]

I have friends in Cornell, Yale, MIT, and Stanford. Apparently I know a lot of douchebags. Go me.