Gingerly, Talon, greatest thief in the known galaxy, descended toward his mark from directly above. He was a spider and the glittering chalice below was his prey, or at least that’s what he told himself. It hadn’t been until he was perched in the ventilation shaft looking down that he’d learned he had a phobia of repelling. It'd taken him an embarrassing amount of time to gird his loins and get it done, but now that he was dangling fifteen feet off the floor… well, he was still fucking scared, for fuck sake he wasn’t even supposed to be upside down.
A line of sweat slithered down his face, gross, and beaded at the tip of his nose, still gross, as he closed in on the top of the chalice’s case. He knew the security measures in this place were out of control— Wait, had he made that up? No, that would be stupid. Why would he do that to himself? He chanced a wry chuckle, he was so silly sometimes.
His gloved fingers carefully traced the outline of the case’s lid. He felt for the nearly imperceivable— His ears twitched. His eyes shot to his left and he saw an Ugnaught security guard enter the room. Talon’s eyes were the size of blue light special plates as he froze dangling in mid air. The little guard never looked up. He just scuttled through waving his flashlight across the floor of the room as he progressed across it’s breadth.
Once the little guard that could was out of the room, Talon released a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding and returned to feeling for the nearly imperceivable— The wire sagged suddenly, and Talon dropped sucking in air through pursed lips in anticipation of pain. Then he realized he’d only dropped like two feet. Now however, he was holding himself up on his forearms caught in a fucked up handstand as he tried to push the rest of his body back up. At the same time his feet frantically hitched and kicked as if trying to reel himself up like a fish. It didn’t work.
There was a sharp SNAP and suddenly Talon’s body was falling, well, half of it was. He was stuck in an advanced yoga position and, buddy, he didn’t even stretch. His feet flopped over, heels kicking himself in the ass as he lost what little balance he’d had and toppled over. A strangled, “Wuehh!” came out as the entire exhibit fell with him.
An ear shattering crash broke the relative silence of the museum. Talon didn’t move. His eyes flicked up, which was actually behind him seeing as he was laying on his back now, at the nearly imperceivable locks of the transpairsteel case. As if queued by happenstance, the locks popped open and the lid fell open onto his face.
With a curse Talon jumped up from the ground clutching his face and fighting back tears. He was in the middle of a tirade, eyes shut tight, when the pure black void of his closed eyes brightened to red. He opened one eye. The Ugnaught stood there, slack jawed. Talon pursed his lips as if thinking of something to say, nothing came to him so he decided to point over the Ugnaughts shoulder and scream bloody murder.
The guard whipped around his beacon of light going with him, Talon stooped, snagged the cup, and bolted like a blaster bolt fired from an illegally modified DL-44. By the time the Ugnaught realized what was happening the only thing his flashlight could illuminate was the closing door Talon had already slipped through.
A few hours later…
Talon sat on the hood of his newest stolen ride. This one was a convertible, an M-68, if he wasn’t mistaken, but he probably was the only thing he knew about cars was how to make them go when he wasn’t supposed to. He wiped his sweaty palms on his pants as he saw a vehicle approach. He kept his shitty blaster tucked into the back of his pants. He considered moving it to the front, recognized the possibility of shooting his dick off and thought better of adjusting the gun. Besides, what did he have to be on edge for? He’d actually accomplished the mission this time.
Now, all he had to do was pass the cup off, catch his credits, and get the hell out of here, before the local authorities caught up to him. Just another day’s work for the Galaxy’s most notorious thief.
@Fine Dining Set
A line of sweat slithered down his face, gross, and beaded at the tip of his nose, still gross, as he closed in on the top of the chalice’s case. He knew the security measures in this place were out of control— Wait, had he made that up? No, that would be stupid. Why would he do that to himself? He chanced a wry chuckle, he was so silly sometimes.
His gloved fingers carefully traced the outline of the case’s lid. He felt for the nearly imperceivable— His ears twitched. His eyes shot to his left and he saw an Ugnaught security guard enter the room. Talon’s eyes were the size of blue light special plates as he froze dangling in mid air. The little guard never looked up. He just scuttled through waving his flashlight across the floor of the room as he progressed across it’s breadth.
Once the little guard that could was out of the room, Talon released a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding and returned to feeling for the nearly imperceivable— The wire sagged suddenly, and Talon dropped sucking in air through pursed lips in anticipation of pain. Then he realized he’d only dropped like two feet. Now however, he was holding himself up on his forearms caught in a fucked up handstand as he tried to push the rest of his body back up. At the same time his feet frantically hitched and kicked as if trying to reel himself up like a fish. It didn’t work.
There was a sharp SNAP and suddenly Talon’s body was falling, well, half of it was. He was stuck in an advanced yoga position and, buddy, he didn’t even stretch. His feet flopped over, heels kicking himself in the ass as he lost what little balance he’d had and toppled over. A strangled, “Wuehh!” came out as the entire exhibit fell with him.
An ear shattering crash broke the relative silence of the museum. Talon didn’t move. His eyes flicked up, which was actually behind him seeing as he was laying on his back now, at the nearly imperceivable locks of the transpairsteel case. As if queued by happenstance, the locks popped open and the lid fell open onto his face.
With a curse Talon jumped up from the ground clutching his face and fighting back tears. He was in the middle of a tirade, eyes shut tight, when the pure black void of his closed eyes brightened to red. He opened one eye. The Ugnaught stood there, slack jawed. Talon pursed his lips as if thinking of something to say, nothing came to him so he decided to point over the Ugnaughts shoulder and scream bloody murder.
The guard whipped around his beacon of light going with him, Talon stooped, snagged the cup, and bolted like a blaster bolt fired from an illegally modified DL-44. By the time the Ugnaught realized what was happening the only thing his flashlight could illuminate was the closing door Talon had already slipped through.
A few hours later…
Talon sat on the hood of his newest stolen ride. This one was a convertible, an M-68, if he wasn’t mistaken, but he probably was the only thing he knew about cars was how to make them go when he wasn’t supposed to. He wiped his sweaty palms on his pants as he saw a vehicle approach. He kept his shitty blaster tucked into the back of his pants. He considered moving it to the front, recognized the possibility of shooting his dick off and thought better of adjusting the gun. Besides, what did he have to be on edge for? He’d actually accomplished the mission this time.
Now, all he had to do was pass the cup off, catch his credits, and get the hell out of here, before the local authorities caught up to him. Just another day’s work for the Galaxy’s most notorious thief.
@Fine Dining Set