BREAKING NEWS! Chancellor Ro is being mind controlled by his Jedi lover
Hello, darlings? How are you all going on this afternoon? I hope that everyone is seated, because what will be said next is probably the greatest revelation in the history of the Galaxy since we discovered the Darth Vade was the father of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. By the way, if you want to read about this story and others, such as the incestuous tendencies that haunted the late Jedi Master, buy his biography Jedi Unmasked. It's being sold in the best stores.
Surely all sentients in the Galaxy already know that Chancellor Emil Ro has nasty affairs with several individuals. Among them is the Grand Master of the Jedi Order, the centenary Morellian Alexandria Voran. It was always speculated that the Jedi was influencing Ro's decisions through their affair. However, her influence over the Chancellor goes beyond that!
During the recent meeting of the Galactic Senate, while the representarives were discussing the items proposed by Voran, the Jedi used her abilities to influence the Chancellor's decisions! Apparently, one of the ISC representatives is a Force user and they told to President Thorne what they felt!
This reveal caused scandal in the Senate, with Senator Isard of Coruscant asking for the removal of the Jedi Order from the Galactic Senate. For now we still don't know what the rest of the representatives decided.
Many of the people that we interviewed believe that Chancellor Ro isn’t trustworthy, since we can't be sure of how much of his decisions were made under the influence of Alexandria Voran. With the Chancellor being easily influenced by his love affairs, many believe that it would be a matter of time until he is removed.
At least, Chancellor Ro still have Senator Jin Vaisra, who according to some rumors, returned to his harem!
Hello, darlings? How are you all going on this afternoon? I hope that everyone is seated, because what will be said next is probably the greatest revelation in the history of the Galaxy since we discovered the Darth Vade was the father of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. By the way, if you want to read about this story and others, such as the incestuous tendencies that haunted the late Jedi Master, buy his biography Jedi Unmasked. It's being sold in the best stores.
Surely all sentients in the Galaxy already know that Chancellor Emil Ro has nasty affairs with several individuals. Among them is the Grand Master of the Jedi Order, the centenary Morellian Alexandria Voran. It was always speculated that the Jedi was influencing Ro's decisions through their affair. However, her influence over the Chancellor goes beyond that!
During the recent meeting of the Galactic Senate, while the representarives were discussing the items proposed by Voran, the Jedi used her abilities to influence the Chancellor's decisions! Apparently, one of the ISC representatives is a Force user and they told to President Thorne what they felt!
This reveal caused scandal in the Senate, with Senator Isard of Coruscant asking for the removal of the Jedi Order from the Galactic Senate. For now we still don't know what the rest of the representatives decided.
Many of the people that we interviewed believe that Chancellor Ro isn’t trustworthy, since we can't be sure of how much of his decisions were made under the influence of Alexandria Voran. With the Chancellor being easily influenced by his love affairs, many believe that it would be a matter of time until he is removed.
At least, Chancellor Ro still have Senator Jin Vaisra, who according to some rumors, returned to his harem!