Chancellor Emil Ro suffers an "accident" during latest meeting of the Galactic Senate
Once again the Chancellor of the New Republic is being the center of attention. In the most recent meeting of the Galactic Senate, the man called by many as the "New Palpatine" suffered what can only be called as an accident. A very shameful accident.
According to our sources, the Chancellor completely wet his pants. While his accessors explained to us that it was only a glass of water that fell over his lap, many believe that Emil Ro is starting to suffer of urinary incontinence. There is an ongoing rumor in Coruscant, which says the Chancellor admires the tyrant Palpatine so much that he is even starting to copy the old man health problems! After all is know that the Emperor used to buy a lot of adult diapers, due to urinary problems.
However, some of the people that we interviewed believed that Ro's accident was the result of him having certain thoughts about his lovers, the Mysterious young Firrerreo and the 90 years-old Jedi Master Alexandria Voran. Others believe that was result of him being close to Senator Sibyl Lassiter, who was saw dinning with the Chancellor some time ago. Since is rumored that Senator Lassiter was visited by Senator Jin Vaisra in her home in Brentaal, some believe that Emil Ro plan to add the two in his collection of lovers.
Once again the Chancellor of the New Republic is being the center of attention. In the most recent meeting of the Galactic Senate, the man called by many as the "New Palpatine" suffered what can only be called as an accident. A very shameful accident.
According to our sources, the Chancellor completely wet his pants. While his accessors explained to us that it was only a glass of water that fell over his lap, many believe that Emil Ro is starting to suffer of urinary incontinence. There is an ongoing rumor in Coruscant, which says the Chancellor admires the tyrant Palpatine so much that he is even starting to copy the old man health problems! After all is know that the Emperor used to buy a lot of adult diapers, due to urinary problems.
However, some of the people that we interviewed believed that Ro's accident was the result of him having certain thoughts about his lovers, the Mysterious young Firrerreo and the 90 years-old Jedi Master Alexandria Voran. Others believe that was result of him being close to Senator Sibyl Lassiter, who was saw dinning with the Chancellor some time ago. Since is rumored that Senator Lassiter was visited by Senator Jin Vaisra in her home in Brentaal, some believe that Emil Ro plan to add the two in his collection of lovers.