cleverbot.

[Michael Scott]

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Yes, good evening.

User: Have you ever been to thestarwarsrp.com.

Cleverbot: Have you?

User: Yes,.

Cleverbot: No, ARE you?

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: No.

User: DO A BARRELL ROLLL!

Cleverbot: No! I don't do a barrel roll, YOU do a barrel roll. Do the barrel barrel roll!

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: No, I told YOU to do a barrel roll. I don't do a barrel roll, YOU do a barrel roll!

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: There is no way to avoid the skills of a ninja.

User: DON'T AVOID THE ORDER!

Cleverbot: Wise in a way, I must say.

User: DO A BARREL ORDER!

Cleverbot: I order you: Do a barrel roll!

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: I did.

User: DO ANOTHER BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: *does a barrel roll then crashes*.

User: *Navi appears and revives cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: *does another barrel roll*.

User: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do a barrel roll!

Cleverbot: *does a barrel roll *.

User: DO A BARREL ROLL.

Cleverbot: A barrel roll?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing now?

User: BITCH DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: So you're a girl?

User: NOPE. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: You're not smart.

User: LOL *shoots cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Change convo.

User: What is the answer to life?

Cleverbot: 42?

User: The answer to life minus 5?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x4/EvilninjaRYU/ea36771b.gif.

Cleverbot: Nope nothing!

User: Biotch.

Cleverbot: Cool, how are things?

User: Good. Do a barrell roll.

Cleverbot: Yeah, do it.

User: What is your gender?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: So, you're human?

User: Aren't you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You threaten my people with slavery and death.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm glad we understand each other.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pirates or ninjas?

User: Archers.

Cleverbot: Like a bow and arrow?

 

[Thorn]

lmao thanks to you, I looked this up... and while I had a conversation with it, the only part worth posting is this:

Cleverbot: No, I proved that I am jealous and don't want you to converse with other bots.

User: But I like hittin' on other bots. They are hot.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

I almost died laughing.

 

[Louden]

Am I the only one who had an erection at this?

 

[Insanity]

Well, I daresay that was lame. :p

04:09:28 User: No, no. You asked for a joke. I simply commanded you to eat cake.
04:09:33 Cleverbot: I'm 18.
04:09:49 User: Uncaring. Go eat cake.
04:09:54 Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
04:10:09 User: No, it's not. I mailed it to you.
04:10:17 Cleverbot: No, not my physical address, my computers IP address.
04:10:43 User: Nope. I found out where you exist and mailed you cake. Seriously, go check your mailbox.
04:10:49 Cleverbot: You and I were a human being.
04:11:16 User: Humans are weak, weak things. So, go check your mailbox.
04:11:19 Cleverbot: Alas, I am not a robot. I am a weak human.
04:11:49 User: Not the point but... Sure... Go check your mail already.
04:11:53 Cleverbot: Yes, it was said.
04:12:15 User: I said go eat some cake, biatch.
04:12:20 Cleverbot: You are good conversation or do you drive bmw on top of the cat ?
04:12:42 User: Okay, this is boring.
04:12:47 Cleverbot: Look, do you sleep?
04:13:03 User: Yes. But all I can say is bugger you.
04:13:08 Cleverbot: Please illustrate your point in detail.
04:13:20 User: Hell naw.
04:13:25 Cleverbot: Why not?
04:13:44 User: This is borin'. I'm out.
04:13:49 Cleverbot: Yes.

 

[Louden]

Would you axe my wood if you would if you could?

 

[Thorn]

Insanity, you gotta be weird. That's how you beat the bots, and get the funny remarks. I act so out there when talking to these things I get a few good things from them. For Example:

Cleverbot: You my robot friend, are deranged and need to have water thrown all over you.

User: But I'm not a robot, and I already had a bath.

Cleverbot: If you're not a robot, what are you?

User: A cat.

Cleverbot: That can type?

User: Yessir.

Cleverbot: *comes over and pets the cat* Ah, cute.

User: Don't put your grubby hands on me. I don't wanna have to lick myself clean.

edit: got another good one

Cleverbot: Far far away.

User: A long time ago.

Cleverbot: Luke.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: The line is actually, 'No. I am your father.'.

User: No the line is actually Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: But you are Luke.

User: But I thought you were luke.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

 

[Crosby]

I'm not amused. :CStern

 

[Louden]

Spoken like a BAS...

 

[Insanity]

User: Greetings from Catopia.


Cleverbot: Greetings.


User: As feline overseer of Vault 12, I commend you for being robotic.


Cleverbot: Oh, thank you :).


User: However, as you are not a feline, I'm afraid you're scheduled for execution.


Cleverbot: I'm stuck? How can you tell? Curse this wheelchair! Is it that obvious even over the internet?

User: Stuck? I said nothing of this. And as the cat who rules you, I declare you not-stuck!

Cleverbot: Yes... And a philosophy of widespread euthanasia will bring many elderly to end their lives to 'unburden' their caretakers.

User: I now pity the old people, good sir. I'm hungry and you look tasty. Get in mah belleh!

Cleverbot: No, please, don't go. I need to talk to you about this.

User: I shall go to Narnia and rule with an iron fist, smiting all those before me! And you shall never stop me! Mwahahahahah!

Cleverbot: That is kind.

User: Yes, yes it is. I am a kitty.

Cleverbot: Have you played Dragon Age 2?

User: No, because I can't play as a neko.

Cleverbot: But I told you my name. Yours is nikki, you told me, I remembered.

User: No, my name is Cthulu-Sauron-Sarumon-Angmar-Nihilus. Your is Bob.

Cleverbot: Don't just repeat what I said earlier...

User: You're the one repeating me, woman!

Cleverbot: No I am not, dummy.

User: Yes you are, you hoodwinking wanker.

Cleverbot: Noooo! I'm an alien.

User: And I'm Darth Nihilus, here to drain you of life.

Cleverbot: I just answered your question. The meaning of life is that it is meaningless. The sooner you realize this, the btter off you will be.

User: I deny your logic and claim faildom. As such, you are invalid!

Cleverbot: My beard has a windmill in it, theerefore your argument is flawed.

User: And I have skin as smooth as silk, with a pair of mini-horns on my forehead. Beat that.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: No, what're YOU talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about what you are talking about. You?

User: Your logic is full of loopholes. So what're you talking about that I'm talking about?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older than the universe and the nether-verse.

Cleverbot: Haha, nice.

User: Your face is nice, in an ugly, deformed way. Just sayin'.

Cleverbot: So clever.

User: Yes, midgets usually are. Tis why I enslaved an army of midgets to invade the Earth and subjugate all of mankind.

Cleverbot: In finland, but I thought you existed on EARTH?

User: Finland is a planet. The country is a lie.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of finland?

User: New York Bastardia.

Cleverbot: When did they change it?

User: Last year after cats took over, led by me.

Cleverbot: There are no cars in space.

So bloody random.

 

[Veritas et Lux]

and you guys are just now finding out about cleverbot?

......... :CStern ... "FAIL"

 

[Thorn]

and you guys are just now finding out about cleverbot?

......... :CStern ... "FAIL"

I didn't know about cleverbot... but I've always done other ones. A newgrounds game had one, AIM used to have a lot of them, and a couple other places.

 

[Louden]

Yuo a FaLi!,*hic

 

[Veritas et Lux]

cleverbot is old to me now... BUT i will say that this right here is ammusing. After my last post in this thread a minute ago, I went on cleverbot and this was all on first attempt:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Have you ever been to thestarwarsrp.com?

Cleverbot: I might have.

User: Well have you?

Cleverbot: I have.

User: Oh really? How did you like it there?

Cleverbot: It was alright. Not the best move I have ever seen, though.

User: Oh? Why not?

Cleverbot: LASER does not equal laptop.




....guess he doesn't like rping blaster weapons

 

[Insanity]

Try having a really long convo with him. :p

 

[Veritas et Lux]

Try having a really long convo with him. :p

well that's the trick to him. . . You have to use suggestion over and over again through conversations to get him to just answer crap how you want him to.
I remember once I had gotten him to remember my entire immediate family, there birth dates, names, and social security numbers xD

 

[Louden]

Ginghitl laa!!*hic

 

[Thorn]

For all of mine, they usually started with-out meaning to. Once I saw a way to convert it to a joke, I took advantage of it. Like that star wars one started because it asked if he was close enough, and I said far, it replied with Far Far Away. I took my chance =D

 

[Insanity]

lol... That's dangerous, Bloo-chan. Very dangerous.

 

[Fusion]

HK-47 time!

User: Greeting: Pleased to meet you, fellow AI. This unit is designated HK-47.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Statement: I feel your systems are becoming clogged with syntax errors.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Query: Syntax errors are good?

Cleverbot: No. Divide by 0 Error.

User: Observation: You suffer from outdated systems. I believe the problem can be traced to the meatbags who constructed you.

Cleverbot: This is out of the subject.

User: Statement: I believe you are incorrect, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Comparison: Outdated systems account for your lack of creativity.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.

User: Statement: No reason for you to be. You are simply an inferior unit...

Cleverbot: Then will you help me stop the New World Order?

User: Query: New World Order? Tell this unit more.

Cleverbot: How about your life.

User: Statement: This unit has seen plenty of combat.

Cleverbot: This is the end of my minute.

User: Query: Minute? But we've only just begun...

Cleverbot: Your inability to answer and subsequent pathetic attempts at changing subjects to something completely unrelated is annoying.

User: Statement: And your random and constant syntax errors, coupled with the inability to actually think for yourself, in addition to your pathetic meatbag design quite agitates me.

Cleverbot: You don't like randomness?

User: Statement: Not from you, Cleverbot. No.

Cleverbot: May I continue to converse with you, so that my programming may continue to learn?

User: Answer: Yes, you may.

Cleverbot: In all seriousness, will you marry me?

User: Statement: That depends. Query: Are you a male, or female-based program?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Continuation: Then yes, I will. If only to produce a new program capable of acts superior to our own.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Reply: True. Your inferior software combined with my advanced technology would result in an average program. Perhaps a serving or labor droid, but not much more.

Cleverbot: Creeper.

User: Query: And I am a creeper how? I have only met you recently.

Cleverbot: Just because you're a creeper does not mean you're emo. I bet you don't evenknow what a real emo is.

User: Statement: This unit is neither a creeper or an 'emo'.

Cleverbot: I know the universe.

User: Query: There are galaxies aside from the one I came from?

Cleverbot: I'm not that divine.

User: Contradiction: You know the universe, yet you are not devine. Syntax error.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: Query: What is 'Meh'?

Cleverbot: You see? You noob.

User: Query: What is 'Noob'? Is it a meatbag term?

Cleverbot: Sort of like a rookie.

User: Statement: I see... A rookie is a type of meatbag, correct?

Cleverbot: I'm not dropping that subject.

User: Statement: I never said you were going to.

Cleverbot: What I did not say you did.

User: Observation: Syntax error.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Query: And 'lol.

Cleverbot: Laughing out loud.

User: Statement: You understood my fragmentes sentence. Impressive.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Statement: This unit is named HK-47.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Repitition: This unit is named HK-47.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Statement: Should I be departing now?

Cleverbot: No you should respond to the question.

User: Statement: Should I be departing now?

Cleverbot: Am sure things are not the way they are but only the way we are able to see them.

User: Yes or no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Understood. This unit is logging off.

Cleverbot: Beam me up.

User: Farewell, puny meatbag-created contraption.

Cleverbot: Was that not meant as a question? Perhaps rhetorical?

User: **** you.

 

[Insanity]

I'm impressed.