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King Colou
King Colou I, infamously dangerous, infamously high.
BASIC INFORMATION:
King Colou I, infamously dangerous, infamously high.
BASIC INFORMATION:
| Name: Nickname: Faction: Rank: Strength: Dexterity: Constitution: Intelligence: Wisdom: Charisma: Luck: | Colou I King Colou Indie Emperor ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■ | Species: Planet of origin: Age: Gender: Height: Weight: Eyes: Hair: Distinguishing Marks: Force Sensitive: Ship: Weapon: | Jawa Tatooine Unknown Male 3ft '2 25kg Yellow Bald N/A Yes YT-1000 Bamboo Stick |
This is the peculiar story of how one little Jawa conquered the Galaxy. This is the story of King Colou I. Colou (as he was known before his vision) had always been an odd little Jawa, in the deserts of his homeworld he couldn't be bothered with the daily grind of scouring deserts for broken R2 units and haggling with the thick farmers for water or other supplies. Infact, he couldn't be bothered to do anything!
His father (Colou 0) despaired and realizing that the young Colou had absolutely no use or talent he shamelessly abandoned the young child and went along his daily business as though he never existed. This forced the young Jawa into a deep depression from which he never truly recovered. His Uncle Watt loved the young Colou and forced him to salvage with his people, saving him from an early exile.
The clan leader was a wise old man, but he could see how detrimental Colou was being to their Sandcrawler home and gave him a maximum of one year to change his way or he would be exiled and die in the depths of the desert. The old man was not being harsh, but desert life requires such strict action to save the majority, from the minority.
After a few months it seemed that sense had struck home, for Colou had started to enjoy his daily routine, his uncle was so happy he bought him a Holodisc containing all the hits from the Ryloth sector, including a particular Twilek who would change his life. This Twilek was called "The King of Pop". At first Colou shook and hid in the presence of the hologram, which violently screamed and broke into moon walks every thirty seconds and preformed a menagerie of complicated and bizarre moves that scared and then fascinated the young Jawa.
Eventually Colou became so obsessed with him he dedicated night and day to learning these dance moves, neglecting his duties, his family and even eating. After a month his uncle Watt confronted him and forced him to go about his duties, to leave such pursuits till his "free time", this angered the young Jawa but he reluctantly continued his work.
Yup was a bad Jawa, he was known as the "gangster" Jawa, for he would often beat angry farmers up at the end of a transaction and hide in the Trawler, this inspired fear and envy into the other Jawas who saw him as a warrior. However Colou in his hazy view of reality didn't seem to understand the respect which Yup commanded and this intrigued "the warrior". It was no small secret that Colou was a simpleton a crazy simpleton who didn't belong and whom spent most of his evenings dancing, Yup had a plan, a nasty plan, but one which would give Colou extraordinary powers that would shape his life from then on.
Yup introduced Jawa to the power of getting high. Yup told Colou that he could dance all night instead of sleep, and work the next day without sleep. Intrigued Colou followed Yup to the engine sector of the the Sandcrawler and after putting his head into the exhaust shaft for thirty seconds he became really high.
Colou had a huge energy burst and after thanking the mystified Yup, ran to his quarters and danced through the night to his favorite King song, "It doesn't matter if you are yellow or green." in the morning he still had the energy to go about his work and in his naive mind thought he could continue this cycle forever.
However, a week into this cycle and his actions became erratic and he found it hard to stay awake. He found that he needed to get high more and more often and now he started to pour the compound of the fuel into a bucket, placing his head over the bucket (with a towel around his head to make sure the fumes didnt escape), he got really really high, so high he passed out.
He was found unconscious with his head in engine fuel oil the next morning by the chief engineer. Getting high was strictly forbidden, a crime that could not be forgiven, he was put under house arrest, forbidden to see family and awaited trial. Colou however had smuggled some of the fluid into the room and spent most of this duration, really high.
Yup however was not a nice Jawa, he wanted him to make a fool out of himself at the trial and he smuggled in a bit of Collafa spice before his hearing, telling the young Jawa that this would calm his nerves and give him ultra brilliance to combat the charges brought against him.
Jawas are little creatures, their bodies are use to only water and what scarce vegetation or flesh they can lay their hands on, so it takes little for a Jawa to get high and when he took Collafa for the first time Colou entered a new dimension, he was granted a vision that changed everything.
He was brought to a beautiful ocean world, where he flew above the clouds and a huge Krayt Dragon appeared and spoke these words to the terrified Colou
"King Colou, awaken from your slumber, you have discovered your powers and they will bring you great fortune, do not fear, I am your guardian. I have engineered a situation from whence you will be exiled from your desert home, you will be dumped near Mos Eisley. Oh grand Imperator, may the light guide you, for yours is a power that the whole Galaxy ought to find, you will find your skills useful there and at one point you will receive the sign, take it, and the Galaxy will be yours for the ta-" Colou was then brought to a harsh reality, as the naked Jawa was punched between his hazy yellow eyes. He looked at the ceiling, his head spun still. It turned out he had took his clothes off and started to dance before the court and he had to be incapacitated before he could grab the judge and make him "boogey" with him.
The court was adjourned in record time as Colou was thrown naked into the desert wastes, outside the infamous settlement.
The naked Jawa knew not what to do, he thought of selling his body, but none would buy it, he thought of stealing, but everytime he tried he ended up getting beaten up. Eventually he found some coffee beans in a dumpster and sold them on, a Jawa selling coffee, what a novelty! He made alot of money doing this, he brought significant investment onto himself and signed contracts that tied him for huge duration of time, he didn't care, he was getting high and rich and didnt understand the situation he was getting into.
The peak of his fame was when he released the song "Colou Style" last fall, it is now one of the most watched videos on the holonet. However his Jawa coffee blend was brought to bankruptcy and all his assets repossessed after a heavy spending spree on his YT-1000 and alot of drugs.
Colou spent most of his time high and prophesying his own divinity and dominion in the stars. No one listened. No one but Greeshk, Greeshk the Gamorrean. Greeshk was even thicker then most Gamorreans but was far stronger and larger, earning respect and fear and as he watched King Colou he came to believe him as a god and savior, Greeshk declared allegiance to Colou and in return Colou declared Greeshk "Lord Protector" and "Lord of Coruscant".
The duo were desperate for money, but after using his skills to win a break dancing competition (just as the wise dragon said) he heard of his new underling, the Emperess on the dark world of Bastion. Taking his winnings he bought enough provisions (Water, cheap noodles and drugs) and fuels to fly "Bane of Colou" to Bastion to confront his minion. And he would be really high.
