Crazy Neighbors..

[Insanity]

... Yeah.

So today, around 5-something, the crazy old lady across the street came up in our yard and talked to my brother. Seems that, apparently, she's heard rumours about me (seriously, what the hell...?) saying I was going to burn her house down.... to which I have to say, 'Lolwhut?'

To spice it up, she then threatened that if she heard any more rumours about me, she'd come back over and pop a bullet in my head to solve the problem.

Now, I never said anything of the sort nor even talked to any of the people in this neighborhood. I keep to myself, play video games, babysit my youngest nephew, and sometimes go for walks so I get a bit of exercise.

As of this post, there's a cop talking to said crazy neighbor, telling her that if she trepasses over here, she's going to be arrested.

And that's the end of my rant, for the moment...

Anyone else had to deal with something similarly inane?

 

[Shiuzu]

Recently around Easter I was serving a customer (I work at a grocery store btw) who was asking how I was going to, I forget her wording, I think it was celebrate, but I wanna say it was something more "official". I told her that I don't really celebrate it, but I participate. She asked why, I told her that I am a Buddhist, long story short she basically said that I was as bad as a Satanist, and I had to bag her groceries and pity her ignorance. I'm glad Catholics haven't done anything horrible to humanity as a whole, it'd be really hard for them to sit on that pedestal if they weren't sa-darn perfect.

Shitty to hear about that man, sounds like an "interesting" old lady problem you have.

 

[Matty]

My next door neighbor beeps at me.

 

[Insanity]

I spent most of my afternoon fearing for my life... Interesting is an understatement.

 

[Crim]

My family runs a free-range chicken farm, so our eggs make store-bought eggs taste like a cardboard sphincter. Anyway, our neighbor really likes our eggs. Unfortunately, when he needs more, he drives on our lawn in the morning (usually on a Saturday) and starts beeping the truck's horn until someone comes out. Talking to the guy is like pulling teeth. I can't understand a single thing he says EVER. It's like his entire vocabulary is composed or 'ruh's and various racial slurs. It's like a racist Scooby Doo without any teeth.

 

[Random Hero]

Cat fight club next door at 2:30 - 3:00 am every morning. :CStern

 

[GABA]

Pretty positive the guy beats his wife upstairs in our apartment. Nothing like waking up in the early morning hours to hear, "No! PLease!" and sobbing in the bathroom.

 

[YOLT]

My neighbors used to have a parrot that would shout "Stupid!" and other things until I think it died...and the jamming shrine club every once and a while gotta love it..

 

[Sovereign]

Pretty positive the guy beats his wife upstairs in our apartment. Nothing like waking up in the early morning hours to hear, "No! PLease!" and sobbing in the bathroom.

Why don't you call the ****ing cops?

 

[GABA]

We have, we have a resident cop who lives a few doors down. He's there all the time, but there's nothing you can do when she keeps going back to him.


Edit: We also have extremely sexist cops in this state.

 

[Ping]

My next door neighbor at home was a real jerk. Always was playing hockey, which wasn't bad until we realized he was smacking the puck against our house. My mother pretty much screamed at him (much to my embarrassment) to get him to cut it out. There is now a large net on their drive-way to prevent it from happening. Would also cut through our front yard whenever nobody was looking, though he was stupid enough to do it when there was snow, leaving his footprints behind.

The people who live behind us are pretty damn rude, too, to the point they come off as white trash. We have woods in our backyard, but they seem to think that once you step in the woods, you are trespassing on their property (which isn't actually the case; our property goes into the woods a bit), but they had no problem with their son cutting through our yard to get home. They have a tree house back there that they don't use and is technically on our property, but whenever you even so much as breathe on it, you get yelled at. It gets really annoying during the summer, since they are always blasting music so loud that it keep my family awake, and only turn it louder when we ask them to stop. Cops always go down there at least once a year. And they have people over who rev their tires so loud it wakes us up at 3 in the ****ing morning. I'm surprised they haven't gone to jail with so many noise violations.

My next door neighbor in my dorm is okay, but sometimes I have to tell him to turn down his music, since the walls are so thin that you can hear it three or four doors down when it's being blasted. Once, he also woke me up at 2 in the morning while having (very loud) sex with a girl he brought home (in fairness, it was mostly the girl causing all the noise...). Wouldn't be nearly as offended if they weren't playing music fairly loudly, too.....