Dating troubles

[Imperator]

Does anyone know how to tell girls that you do not want to date anyone at this time without making girls think you are playing hard to get? Normally avoiding relationships is easy but prom time has come up and my mom has also begun trying to get me to date more.

This as required me to think over everything I agree to recently seeing as how I was today told by a friend to take protection for an airsoft game, and he did not mean a vest or anything. That is because one of the girls who wants to be on my team also wants to "share a bunker with me".

 

[Barvok]

Say your a homosexual?

I would go with Grin and bare it and just tell your friends your stance; lord knows (I'm sure you can tell but I have never been in that situation before :P)

 

[Imperator]

I live in rural Southern Illinois, and one of the stop signs into town was spray painted white then a big red swastika was put on it. Claiming homosexuality just to get out of dates is a bad idea.

 

[Kit]

Yeah, I've tried this in the past. Telling them you don't want to date anyone only seems to make them want to date you more. If you try it, and they persist, really, really don't give in.

Seriously. Biggest mistake I've EVER made...

My advice would be to... um... fake a girlfriend? If you've got a really good, female friend, or just a female friend, get her to pretend. Helps if your parents/other friends/interested females don't know her too well.

Then again, deceit tends to end badly when it comes to the relationships/dating...

Your call, chum...

 

[Barvok]

Well then, that leaves you with my second option:
Grin and bare it

My advice would be to... um... fake a girlfriend? If you've got a really good, female friend, or just a female friend, get her to pretend. Helps if your parents/other friends/interested females don't know her too well.

Sounds like a sit-com is going to start! (This idea is a better, if you don't get caught imo)

 

[Imperator]

Yeah, I've tried this in the past. Telling them you don't want to date anyone only seems to make them want to date you more. If you try it, and they persist, really, really don't give in.

Seriously. Biggest mistake I've EVER made...

My advice would be to... um... fake a girlfriend? If you've got a really good, female friend, or just a female friend, get her to pretend. Helps if your parents/other friends/interested females don't know her too well.

Then again, deceit tends to end badly when it comes to the relationships/dating...

Your call, chum...

Almost all my female friends have boyfriends.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

RUN AWAY you are likely taller than most girls and thusly faster. Or start talking about video games and speaking 1337.

 

[Niner]

Shoot her in the face with your airsoft gun, that should send a clear message.

 

[Barvok]

Shoot her in the face with your airsoft gun, that should send a clear message.

Then laugh maniacally

 

[Imperator]

RUN AWAY you are likely taller than most girls and thusly faster. Or start talking about video games and speaking 1337.

The going nerdy thing might work. Except that I have a reputation to keep.

 

[Kit]

Well, if the sneaky sneaky fake girlfriend plan is a no go, my advice would be to go with the truth. Tell them your not interested.

Were I in your situation, I would be overly blunt, probably quite rude too. That should send the clear enough message that you ARE NOT INTERESTED.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

The going nerdy thing might work. Except that I have a reputation to keep.

you rp...you have no reputation.

 

[Niner]

. That should send the clear enough message that you ARE NOT INTERESTED.

My earlier idea would send a much clearer message.
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Shoot her in the face with your airsoft gun, that should send a clear message.

 

[Imperator]

Well, if the sneaky sneaky fake girlfriend plan is a no go, my advice would be to go with the truth. Tell them your not interested.

Were I in your situation, I would be overly blunt, probably quite rude too. That should send the clear enough message that you ARE NOT INTERESTED.

I may have to be slightly rude, since so far even a straight up no is not working. The problem is that alot of girls are sneaky. I am invited to go see a movie with some other people. I am a nice guy so I agree to pick her up and then go to the movie. When I get there I discover that the 6 other people also going to the movie are all in couples. Effectively I got tricked into a quadrupole date...

you rp...you have no reputation.

I think only 2 people, outside of the internet, know I RP.

 

[Dalloph]

How about being a sexist you might be shot a few more times than you would like but it might just get you off the hook. I've tried it and it worked perfectly aside from the fact that one of my fingers came close to being irreversibly twisted backwards.

 

[Barvok]

Honestly, if they do that its a Grin and bare it

How about being a sexist you might be shot a few more times than you would like but it might just get you off the hook. I've tried it and it worked perfectly aside from the fact that one of my fingers came close to being irreversibly twisted backwards.

That explains the avatar...

 

[Kit]

Actually, i have new advice.

SET FIRE TO THEM ALL.

Seriously, you'd be surprised how well that works in getting girls to not want to date you. Or be anywhere even remotely close by to them.

Or people in general for that matter...

 

[Niner]

Fake going completley insane. Pretend that you think you're Nepolean Bonapart or Emperor Palpatine, maybe Julius Ceasar. I generally use a Mandalorian for the fake because it's easy to do.

 

[Imperator]

I have now been reminded why I have not sought dating advice from you guys before now.

 

[Barvok]

Actually, i have new advice.

SET FIRE TO THEM ALL.

Seriously, you'd be surprised how well that works in getting girls to not want to date you. Or be anywhere even remotely close by to them.

Or people in general for that matter...

And you thought saying you were homosexual was a bad idea...

I have now been reminded why I have not sought dating advice from you guys before now.

Oh, if you go someplace else on the internet it will be just as bad. Try to actually talk to your friends about it; tell them how you feel not us :CIsee: