Describe your sex life in Pokemon moves

[Jetzt]

Attract
Tackle
Body Slam
Bide
Bide
Bide
Bide
Bide
Hydro Pump

Squirt?

 

[Kath]

Flee (damn im never gonna lose my virginity. and don't anyone say "your too young" cause i know, i just have a problem.)

 

[Wing]

Flee (damn im never gonna lose my virginity. and don't anyone say "your too young" cause i know, i just have a problem.)

My son, what the ****? You are a devout Christian, and I am your savior. My demand is: Sex For Everybody!

 

[Brandon Rhea]

My son, what the ****? You are a devout Christian, and I am your savior. My demand is: Sex For Everybody!

I will get you for spamming if you keep doing that.

 

[Santoro]

Is "Burning Sensation When I Pee" a pokemon attack?
:CHappy:

 

[Rev]

Seismic Toss

It's all I need.

 

[Sovereign]

Swallow

lolwut

 

[Ikiriz]

lolwut

Yep. Great description! "Absorbs stockpiled power " :CHappy:

 

[GABA]

I applaud, fantastic!

 

[Dan.]

Bide.

My son, what the ****? You are a devout Christian, and I am your savior. My demand is: Sex For Everybody!

Wow hahahaha you're so funny hahahaha lol:CStern:

 

[GABA]

lovely kiss
lovely kiss
lovely kiss
tackle
furry attack
milk drink
rest
worry seed
return

 

[Dexington]

lol worry seed