Dredd.

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Isn't this the most ideologically conservative movie ever? The drug lord is totally right in fighting a cop who basically has the right to kill anybody.
 

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No, it looks ****ing awful.

Upon further reflection of the film material upon which this thread is based, and careful, critical analyzation of each point of your meticulously thorough argument, I concede the point. I do believe you are correct, sir, in saying that this movie will be a catastro****ingcalamity.
 

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The CDC has hinted that this could possibly be the shittiest ****ing thing since the 1918 spanish influenza. Unfortunately, this strikes me as an entirely plausible scenario.
 

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The CDC has hinted that this could possibly be the shittiest ****ing thing since the 1918 spanish influenza. Unfortunately, this strikes me as an entirely plausible scenario.

While the more probable outcome will be more comparable to the false hysteria surrounding the avian flu and swine flu outbreaks, I do believe that this causes some risk for being concerned and that citizens should consult their physicians about receiving a vaccination for shitty movies. One can never be too cautious when dealing with infections.
 

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I approve of the way this thread is panning out.
 

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You're all wrong! It's the government man! They're trying to put us down man! They're gonna infect the population with shitty movies and then come out as the saviour with the vaccine man! It's all a conspiracy man!
 

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The only thing that bothers me about this film is that half the director's previous projects have been great while the others have been completely terrible. Also, the writer of the script was forced to edit the film because the executives had 'creative differences' with the producers.
 

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The only thing that bothers me about this film is that half the director's previous projects have been great while the others have been completely terrible. Also, the writer of the script was forced to edit the film because the executives had 'creative differences' with the producers.

*COUGH* Alien 3 *COUGH*
 

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You're all wrong! It's the government man! They're trying to put us down man! They're gonna infect the population with shitty movies and then come out as the saviour with the vaccine man! It's all a conspiracy man!

Man, this post reeks of effort.
 

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Yeah and judging from the trailer, half of it looks excellent and half of it looks god awful. I literally have no idea what this movie is going to be like. I'm hopeful though.
 

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Yeah and judging from the trailer, half of it looks excellent and half of it looks god awful. I literally have no idea what this movie is going to be like. I'm hopeful though.

I remember being hopeful about Prometheus. Once bitten twice shy baby.
 

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I remember being hopeful about Prometheus. Once bitten twice shy baby.

Prometheus was a different beast/pile of diahrea entirely though, instead of looking like shit, they just showed too much of it. The film itself, inevitably turned out to be well....shit.

This looks faithful, has much sleaker designs that don't look ridiculous despite the source material, has a different story and as it bares repeating, Karl Urban is going to keep his ****ing helmet on.
 

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I remember when I saw that...
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I'm really wanting to see this.
 

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So apparently, it's being described as Die Hard. But Dredd.

Can I get a "**** YEAH?" people?
 

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So apparently, it's being described as Die Hard. But Dredd.

Can I get a "**** YEAH?" people?

No, you cannot get a "**** YEAH." You can, however, get a "yippee kay yay, mother ****er."
 
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