"This is the first time, however, that the company has used its platform and influence to express a political agenda, going so far as to promise that a portion of the proceeds from each can sold will be donated to combat the Sith Empire. Our sources from within the company suggest that its newest shareholder is shaking things up. Next up: is the Senator of Trandosha opening a chain of tanning salons? (@Olwin ) We'll have the answer to that question and more right after this word from our sponsors."
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Out of thin air, the Orcolan pulled out a can of Emryc Energy and popped open the tab. "Never fear! Emryc Energy is here!" It was propaganda at is cheesiest. The actor threw the can back, finishing the contents off with a satisfying sigh before turning to face the camera again. He flashed a grin at the camera and winked. "Grab a can of Emryc Energy and join me in saying, 'So long, Sith!'"
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