End of the Edge, start of the interrogation

[Zex Vric]

"Wakey wakey, sleepyhead" The Nautolan said as he gently slapped the face of a man inside a cell in the temple of Ithor, trying to wake him up. The man whose face was being slapped was none other than Silas Edgelrd, potential sith and a general weirdo who shat on the temple's flowers, Zex still believed imposible that this guy could be a sith, but the padawan did tell him that, not only did that guy have the force, but he also reeked of dark side, well, the Nautolan could agree with that last part, he did reek of the dark side, if the dark side smelled like shit, alcohol and deathsticks, which wouldn't surprise him, most sith didn't seem like they took care of themselves.

Supervising and maybe even leading the interrogation was Grandmaster Arda, who probably wanted to take part of this because a potential sith investigating one of their temples just like that, regardless of how pathetic they were, was still kind of worrying "So...what do you think, can you sense the dark side in him or something like that?"

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[Silas Edgelrd]

A slap woke Edglrd up. A snort rang from his nose and looked around for a handful of seconds. For half a second he considered asking where he was but it was warm so he didn't quite care. Maybe it wasn't warm to the average person, but it was warm to him considering half the time he slept in dumpsters. So instead he yawned comfortably and stretched until his eyes caught sight of...of...

Pure.

Beauty.

"Holy shit," he nearly spit out, opening his mouth widely before bringing a hand up to slick back his hair. "You're hot as kark." With that he stood up and leaned against the wall, folding his arms to try to look edgier.

Edglrd waggled his eyebrows at Arda seductively. "Sup babe, you got a boyfriend? Cuz if not I'd be shocked." His eyes wandered down. "Damn you got some fine ol' tiddlys, bowchawowwows, hummamajumbas..." he trailed off, literally struck with love.

 

[Arda Breaux]

When Arda received word of this incident, she laughed. She laughed hard and for a long time until she realized the padawan who reported to her was entirely serious. The Grandmaster of course had to return to her own serious demeanor and find out for herself who they had detained. With her in this interrogation was Zex Vric who she was surprised he did not immediately ask for a raise as certainly he had too many other important duties than dragging in spiced up Sith rejects after they poop in the gardens. She glanced over to him when he asked if he had the dark side.

"Definitely not one of mine." she said in meaning a Jedi. Though as this Edgelrd came to, there was no doubt Arda already had enough of this. He seemed immediately star struck as he pushed back his greasy, product-heavy hair and immediately began trying to woo his way to the Grandmaster's heart.

"Absolutely not one of our Rebels." she added, certain this was not going to be worth her time and already having enough. "I would say, put him back where you found him Zex, but maybe we should dump him on Taris."

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[Zex Vric]

Just after Silas spoke, he would feel his face and body wet as water was poured into him "If you aren't gonna say anything useful, you may as well shut up, or I'll shove another cactus up your ass" Zex responded, how was water being poured into thesith acolyte? Simple, he brought the water hose with him, the people that were taking care of the flowers didn't seem to care about Zex borrowing it after he explained that it was to use it on the guy that took a dump on their garden.

"Well, I guessed as much, then, this guy probably doesn't have too much useful information, anyways, looks like a teenager lost in the planet after his friends ditched him here, if he even has friends" He added, was it even necessary for any of them to be here? This did seem like a huge waste of their time, the only good thing that came from this was tormenting Silas with the water hose, which greatly amused him. Zex smiled a bit after hearing Arda's suggestion, though, crossing his arms while looking at Silas "If we just kick him out of the temple, chances are he will put a bag of burning poop in our doorstep or something, I like the last idea, though."

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