Englanders

[Fynar]

... Really? Are you just messing around?

I am actually completely serious. Why would you go all the way to London and smoke weed or whatever?

 

[Venom]

I am actually completely serious. Why would you go all the way to London and smoke weed or whatever?

Because that isnt what he is doing... read around a little, and maybe you will be on the same page as everyone else.

 

[The Agriculturist]

this is just hilarious.

 

[Sovereign]

What hes going to get high to write a story in london.

LOL.

This just made my day.

 

[Fynar]

Okay now I realized what he meant. I thought he meant he was gonna go there and just sit around and smoke pot.


:CStern::CStern::CStern::CStern:

 

[Ser Yorick]

Wow...

And... you sound like you're from London!

 

[Fynar]

:CIsee:

 

[The Agriculturist]

Riight... well for example, if you wanted to buy some from a mate you would say something like this:

"Blaad, I'll be round in a bit to get dat smack. 'ave it ready for when I get there, ya prick!"

If you were buying it from a random stranger in Camden Town, first of all you would be approached by shady guys in hoods askin you if you want "anyfin"... you then reply with "why? wha ya got?", normally he will then say "wha ya want?", you tell him and then he goes and phones his mate with the goods, they meet you somewhere, make sure you have the cash and hand it over... its probably best not to swear at those kinda people cos they could take it the wrong way.

...give me a scenario and I'll tell you how that exchange would take place... the obvious place for druggies in London is Camden, everyone there is constantly ****ed up, they sell magic mushrooms and marijuana lolly pops in the market.

Heh, I know how to buy drugs ;). I 'slang' as in what are words that are used in london that I just won't know about that I should know about if I want to emulate the talk.

 

[Jetzt]

Heh, I know how to buy drugs ;). I 'slang' as in what are words that are used in london that I just won't know about that I should know about if I want to emulate the talk.

WHIP - a mode/form of transport

SICK - a positive expresion which could highlight a desirable event

BRE/BRUV - a brother of the race you belong to

MAN DEM - the male homosapian

ON ROAD - varied translations e.g. sickest bre on road. meaning sickest guy around

LOCK DOWN - an event/person/thing which is considered to be under control/in good hands

BUTTERS - ugly

BUFF - good looking

TONK - Muscular/ fat people

OHHH SHITT - expression showing concurence/happyness/sadness or any other expression desired by the user.

HIT THAT - To do something

BRAPPPP - an expression showing great excitment/ mimiking the actions of the gun community

BARE - alot

THE GAME - everyday life/sport/womenising/anything e.g. your a serious guy in the game....but what is the game....bruv i am the game

BANGING - sick/good or a descpriction an attractive girl

5-0 - the police

YOU KNOW THAT - when an observation has been made and agreed upon.

GIRL DEM - a desired women

BABYLONS/RACK - two features of the female upper body located in the chest region. in context.....check dem babs

TO FEEL IT - to want to do something/ to desire someone....in context..shit, u feel that girl dem.

GAS/RAPS - extremely fast e.g dave is ****ing raps, he's a gas man.

YOU BEST RECOGNISE - you better understand what i am saying.

SERIOUS CAT - man on his chirps game; a great white in the sharking game.

CHIRPS - to chat up or flirt with a desired individual.

POTENT/AGG - a descriptive word showing a strong positive feeling/fact. in context........that is absolutely potent/agg.

GASH - a female genital area

SHANK - to knife someone

ALLOW - a word to express aggrievance. in context..... "allow this bre"

BANG HIM OUT - to knock someone out

EASY - a common greeting in everyday life in london. in context.....easyyyyy now

WOOD - the male genital sex organ

SPARK - to punch some one

TAP THAT - To have sexual relations with the opposite sex.

BRUCK UP - objects being destroyed. in context.....that shit got bruck up

SKET - undesirable member of the female gender/often diseased and a carrier of viruses

CHI CHI MAN - a homosexual

CLOCKED - to have observed and/or taken note of something

PIECE - male genitalia

SKEEN/SEEN - when an observation has been understood.

LATER - a remark made after seeing something extraordinary

DOUG or DOUGGY - to imply that something is shit or a person is a looser eg, 'that breh was so doug'

CREASE - to find something amusing/to laugh

MERKED - when someone or something is destroyed. In context.......Shit that bre got merked..OR, in sexual context...That girl got merked.

MILITANT - meaning stern, difficult or hard

BATTY - word of a descriptive nature, often used in relation to someone with homosexual tendencies. In context....batty bre...OR, can be used to describe a females' rear end.

COTCH - to relax

YARD - a place of residence

BLUD - a gangster london term for mate (often pronounced "blad")

RINSED - an over use of a particular activity/to be mimicked to an extreme level

HOODRAT/CHAV - a commonly used phrase for a male/female who roam the streets often sporting reebock workouts, hoodies and burberry caps.

BOYD - when someone has been verabally or physically defeated, either through an insult or violent behaviour.

BIG - an emphatic statement of positive approval

ARMS - to possess the power overide any desired individual

WASTEMAN - an all around loser,a sad character, a bad egg, a failure, a burden on society

TOOLED UP - carrying weapons capable of destruction

WASTEGASH - female version of wasteman

CHAPPING - Cold.Often preceeded by "bare"or "pierre"

SHOOK - scared or nervous. e.g "Man got shook" or "Girl got shook"

SECKLE-wait a second

BAIT - when something is obvious

SAFE - either a greeting (e.g. safe blud) or meaning something or someone's positive/ good (e.g. he's bare safe)

LONG - To be complex, time consuming or arduous in nature

MERKALISATION - the process of being destroyed.