Favourite Non-SWRP Quotes

[Sabre]

Anything from other forums, or real life convos. This one happened today:

Mate: I went around my girlfriends last night for dinner, she's an amazing cook
Me: Yeah?
Mate: Nicest piece of meat I've ever eaten
Me: Your girlfriend?

 

[Cody]

Please don't advertise for other forums.

-Nish

 

[Wing]

This happened today. I just went to a Target and I was in the deli try to pick up a pound of roast beef. There is a woman in front of me, and a man behind me.

Woman: I would like 6 pounds of smoked sausage.
Man (whispered): I'll give you 6 pounds of smoked sausage.
Me: Haha!
Woman: Is there a problem?
Man: Nope.

 

[Enishi]

"Glad you could join us today; I thought we'd just do a fantastic little painting, that I hope you'll enjoy."

-Bob Ross

 

[Cody]

Nature Boy says:
Hmm...moving to Canada might actually make me smarter. 'Cause Alabama's a pretty retarded state...apparently our education's one of the worst in the country.
Jayden says:
Yeah. As a Grunt once said to be after being stuck with a grenade, "This sucks, I'm going north."

My parents are over achievers and belive if I dont get high grades (B+, A, A+) I'll be a hobo... :CCry2:

My spidey suit makes my chafe. XD

I'll probably get more later.

 

[Phil]

Math/PE Teacher: (Wistles loudly to get everyone's attention) Listen up!
Me: You have a very ear piercing whistle.
Math/PE Teacher: (Pauses, feels around ear) What?
Me: You have a ear piercing whistle.
Math/PE Teacher: (Still feels around ear) I... dont follow.

 

[Cody]

Math/PE Teacher: (Wistles loudly to get everyone's attention) Listen up!
Me: You have a very ear piercing whistle.
Math/PE Teacher: (Pauses, feels around ear) What?
Me: You have a ear piercing whistle.
Math/PE Teacher: (Still feels around ear) I... dont follow.

Really?

 

[Phil]

Really Really.

 

[Cody]

Ok, stupid question of the day. What's a mod?

I am dead serious someone said that. I facepalmed him, and then I got a warning.

 

[Phil]

Mod can mean several reasons.

 

[Cody]

Mod can mean several reasons.

'Can mean several reasons'? Do you mean definitions?

 

[Phil]

Yeah. Sorry, Only had 5 hours of sleep...

 

[Cody]

Yeah. Sorry, Only had 5 hours of sleep...

I've had less.

So? That guy's on the Intarwebz. If he doesn't know what a mod is, he is brain dead.

 

[GABA]

Just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EbhGQYLk8U

 

[Cody]

Just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EbhGQYLk8U

I didn't see anything.

 

[GABA]

I didn't see anything.

:CIsee: alright better yet listen...

 

[Phil]

Just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EbhGQYLk8U

:CHappy:

 

[Cody]

:CIsee: alright better yet listen...

When I say 'I didn't see anything', I ALWAYS mean I didn't see or hear anything funny.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Brady: "Car! Enter stealth mode!"

*Turns off headlights at night time*

Nick: "You turned the headlights off! This isn't stealth mode they can still hear the f***ing motor! If anything it is more dangerous to us!"

Brady: "Well if you would quit your yelling and bitching we would be a little more stealthier now wouldn't we!"