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Splort

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The cell was quiet. Like last night and the night before. Within the cell and the hell that preceded it. When they had taken him way back when. Bereft of parents, they would never hear his voice as far as he could remember, there upon that forsaken asteroid.

The babe that became a slave. There was a tragic story in there somewhere, as sad as the tale of a Jedi who became a Sith, but this creature was different. As he sat in his cell that morning, oinking beneath the ceiling lamp, fluttering in the dimness, remembering time lost and spent, the warrior could only wonder.

Who am I..? He was given no answer. Day after night, morning and evening, in his chamber with its bars, in the mess hall of the small and tall, beneath the sun and stars, it was an endless question.

“You are chosen,” a guard spoke to him. “Arena in ten. Get to it, Gamorrean.”

So be it. The Gamorrean, Splort, silently expressed on the edge of his bed. He would do as bidden. He would set aside his question. He would sigh and he would stand, for life still permitted him some semblance of an existence, and he would fight.

Outside, the sunlight was blinding, so he squinted. The wind was biting, so he licked his lips to moisten them. The air was dry, but his nose was runny, so he wiped it. He stood, alone, hands solo, yet not bereft of armor or armament.

His was the Gamorrean’s plate and hide, and his weapon was the battleaxe, for carnage and competition. Yes. Splort remembered. For I am a gladiator.

He stood past his gate, on one end of the coliseum, whose audience waved. They roared, no longer bored, they ate and they drank and they danced, surrounding that lone Gamorrean like fireflies in the night.

Sunlight... It was warm on his skin. Bright as firelight…

He kept his eyes open toward his opponent at the other end. A Trandoshan with a greatsword.

“I am dead,” Splort spoke to ghosts. To the wind.
“I go into battle to reclaim my life,” he promised.
“This I do gladly, for I am a Gamorrean warrior.”
Brandished his axe, ran his finger on the curve.
 

Splort

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His opponent was a Trandoshan. No problem! Splort had often fought with Trandoshans. Big lizards, he liked to call them. Though they call me big pig sometimes.

That was mean, he thought, but whatever, maybe it was fair, to exchange hate names, or something, maybe, perhaps, maybe, exchanging hateful names and all that, maybe it was fair? Maybe he—

“COME AT ME YOU FAT LITTLE PIGGY!”
The Trandoshan roared across the arena floor. He twirled his bardiche in both hands. Clearly it was brandished for the audience. “WAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA”

—Hateful names were hateful. Splort hated hatred. Well, sometimes. He hated people sometimes too. So if he hated hatred but hated others did that mean that maybe he hated himself? Maybe. Maybe it was a combination. Hating names that were hateful while hating people—

This is one shameful fucking performance.” Shouted a member from the audience.

The Trandoshan, apparently tired of waiting for his foe to come to him, began to approach.

—People were the plural of person, maybe. Maybe Splort should have showered that morning. Then again, he was going to sweat anyway. It was a hot day. Maybe he would shower after? Would he even win? He could only wonder about it on this very sandy floor—

“POP SHOT HOT DOG”
The Trandoshan roared—feet away from Splort’s face.

Maybe he had been too busy thinking to even gauge his enemy approaching.

“GURKA-GUR!!” Splort gurka-gur’d as his axe had a mind of its own, maybe, and he hastily raised it toward the blade coming for his face. -CLANG!- They clashed. Splort kicked toward his enemy’s stomach and knocked the Trandoshan backward. DURKA-DUR.

“HA! Not bad of an attack, fat man!”
“Would ya’ll stop talking and, like, fight?”
“I am Hackh Hockh! And today you will die!”
“I am Splort! And I was made fer fightin’ ‘n’ killin’!”

His turn to flourish his weapon before exploding forward and then another -CLANG!- and the Gamorrean and the Trandoshan began to dance. The audience waved and cheered and a lady woo-hoo’d toward Splort. Maybe.
 
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