Guild Wars 2.

[Bubbles]

Aaww that is so sweet. That's what happens when you're on crutches for 3 months and can't do anything or go anywhere, you get awesome at other things. Don't get hit by a cotton candy truck on your way back.

 

[Matt]

I was only joking with you anyway, but seriously, get a wheelchair.

Bitches love wheelchairs.

 

[Bubbles]

I'm female bro. Thanks for the tip.

 

[Matt]

Lesbian?

 

[Bubbles]

Not every hardcore gamer with a huge epeen is a dude or a lesbian.

 

[Matt]

News to me!

 

[Bubbles]

This just in: straight girls can be keyboard warriors and hate carebears, too.

 

[Blaxican]

2400 rating in 3 weeks, almost undefeated, top team on server. If you're free casting as a healer, your opponents suck balls.

Ah, that makes sense. You're still in the training wheel's league.

Let me know when you're on my level- 9001 rating in one week, totally undefeated, Barack Obama and Eddie Van Halen play with us on Sundays.

 

[Bubbles]

Cool story bro. When I grow up, I hope I can be like you.

 

[Blaxican]

Get bit by a radioactive honey badger and one day you very well could be.