Hakim wants to stick his parts into mailboxes

[Project]

Jiang says:
NOM.
Project says:
WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE REPUBLIIC?
AND THE REPUBLIC WITH ONLY ONE I, TOO!
Jiang says:
Because the Hutts have better strippers
And you can quote me on that, foo'
Project says:
True, true. I mean, for ****sake, I am one of their strippers.
Jiang says:
XD
Project says:
Your quote is now in my signature.
Jiang says:
Derp
Project says:
We're like Germany and Austria.
I want to stick my parts into yours!
Jiang says:
Yay!
Project says:
(Quote me, damn it.)
(Put that in your sig)
Jiang says:
I REFUSEEEEEE
FOR I
AM
AMERICA
Project says:
OK.
Jiang says:
RAAAAAAAAARW
Project says:
We're like Austria and America.
Jiang says:
This
makes
no
senseeeeeeee
Project says:
You want to control me and stick your parts into mine.
Jiang says:
*screams*
Project says:

Jiang says:

Hear that odd little roar overhead?
That's the million of bombs we just sent to you via express mail.
ENJOY THEM, FOOL
Project says:
I'm not at home.
I already evacuated... twenty months ago.
Because I knew this would happen.
Jiang says:
You still in Austria?
Project says:
Nah.
You just killed your relatives.
Jiang says:
Really?
Project says:
I kidnapped them and turned my house into a hamster cage for them.
Yes.
Jiang says:
REALLY?
THAT
IS
AWESOME
Project says:
I know, right?
Jiang says:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Project says:
You're welcome.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I admit to nothing and deny everything.

:CStern

 

[Empress]

you know what if I said that the new Chancellors phobia was vestiphobia? the assessment that there is no good strippers is insulting to me good sir, I proudly boast the prettiest, CLEANEST strippers in the galaxy ! in fact we also boast the ONLY Danthiri in the known Galaxy!

 

[Jiang Winters]

I'm not sure whether to be awestruck or terrified. Is it possible to experience both sensations simultaneously?

 

[Project]

I admit to everything and deny nothing.

:CStern

:CHappy Oh the wonders of interchanging two words.

 

[Kouta]

I proudly boast the prettiest, CLEANEST strippers in the galaxy ! in fact we also boast the ONLY Danthiri in the known Galaxy!

:CAbove :CIsee

What... is... i don't even...
well.... i ...will be seeing you all later..

i believe it's time to hit up a club :bitchez:CHappy:bitchez

 

[Project]

:CAbove :CIsee

What... is... i don't even...
well.... i ...will be seeing you all later..

i believe it's time to hit up a club :bitchez:CHappy:bitchez

That's all Republic propaganda! Do not buy into it, comrade! Only the fair maidens of our Union are truly pretty - and we got one for every worker!

 

[Will]

That's all Republic propaganda! Do not buy into it, comrade! Only the fair maidens of our Union are truly pretty - and we got one for every worker!

As if the Hutt Empire is Communist...

 

[Casimir Goetschl]

Hutts are democratic by nature. We all know it.

 

[Horizon]

I really do see how Matt viewed these conversations as not being funny.

 

[Derpy Boots]

As if the Hutt Empire is Communist...

I lul'd. :CHappy