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OOC: This is a no kill/capture/injure* thread. *Exception to "no injury" include tongue, maw, stomach and intestines due to hot sauces.
For over a millennium, there had been a tradition on the noble planet of Empress Teta. It had been started by a Lord of Weiss, Lord Lebon Weiss, as a way to celebrate the coming of the new year. Among the many festivities that occurred, he had introduced one that had gained some intergalactic popularity. It was the Hot Sauce Eating Contest. A novel idea introduced when Lord Lebon had visited numerous planet and had tried their cuisines. Taking back many of their hot sauces, the worst of the worst, he made their consumption into a contest. Many people who came rarely made it pass the first trio, sometimes nicknamed the Knock-Out Triad. Over the years, the list of hot sauces have altered throughout time, but the contest has kept the amount of 10 hot sauces. At the current time, they include the following:
1. Jedi Battle Tactics
2. Ewok Attacks
3. Jar Jar's Shames
4. Poppa Smurfs
5. Fett Fits
6. BeskarDAYUM
7. Lucky S***
8. SWRP Tempers
9. Sreeracha
10. Darth Assblaster
When the New Sith Imperium conquered Empress Teta, it was believed the annual Hot Sauce Eating Contest would be abolished. However, as the month of its execution approached, fliers came out detailing the Hot Sauce Eating Contest would carry on as usual. The reason was due to Geist Weiss' intervention. He hoped to help remove some of the stigma attached to the New Sith Imperium. When removal of crime was ignored by Coruscant's devastation, the way to people's hearts was through their stomachs. It also psychologically hinted that the Imperium were now in charge, but that didn't mean people's lives were suddenly going to be drastically changed. People would be allowed to live as they once did.
The Hot Sauce Eating Contest this year was being hosted at the Green Range, a former prison that had been refurnished into a garden-like park. The former structures of the prison had been recycled into a homeless shelter. That too had been part of the propaganda machine, to indicate homes might have been lost, but the Imperium would not let them freeze in the outside's unforgiving wrath. Tables, though, now littered the grounds for the event, to accommodate the thousands of individuals who would be competing today. Already people of different nationalities and races skittered around the Green Range. The contest hadn't officially started yet, so socialization was norm in the area.
Perched a balcony from the nearby Es Cade Palace, home to the defuct ruling family that Geist had refurbished as his main residence and chief operations center for the imperial occupation of the planet, Geist watched the crowds. When it came time for the festivities to begin, he would use a hologram to greet the contestants. However, he was not in his usual garb. He had altered his appearance to match that of Cane Es Cade. The real prince's fate had yet been revealed to the public, so for all they knew Cane Es Cade had willingly worked with the Imperials for a more peaceful occupation. To them, it was not a Sith that was hosting the Hot Sauce Eating Contest, but the crown prince and former Senator of Empress Teta.
For over a millennium, there had been a tradition on the noble planet of Empress Teta. It had been started by a Lord of Weiss, Lord Lebon Weiss, as a way to celebrate the coming of the new year. Among the many festivities that occurred, he had introduced one that had gained some intergalactic popularity. It was the Hot Sauce Eating Contest. A novel idea introduced when Lord Lebon had visited numerous planet and had tried their cuisines. Taking back many of their hot sauces, the worst of the worst, he made their consumption into a contest. Many people who came rarely made it pass the first trio, sometimes nicknamed the Knock-Out Triad. Over the years, the list of hot sauces have altered throughout time, but the contest has kept the amount of 10 hot sauces. At the current time, they include the following:
1. Jedi Battle Tactics
2. Ewok Attacks
3. Jar Jar's Shames
4. Poppa Smurfs
5. Fett Fits
6. BeskarDAYUM
7. Lucky S***
8. SWRP Tempers
9. Sreeracha
10. Darth Assblaster
When the New Sith Imperium conquered Empress Teta, it was believed the annual Hot Sauce Eating Contest would be abolished. However, as the month of its execution approached, fliers came out detailing the Hot Sauce Eating Contest would carry on as usual. The reason was due to Geist Weiss' intervention. He hoped to help remove some of the stigma attached to the New Sith Imperium. When removal of crime was ignored by Coruscant's devastation, the way to people's hearts was through their stomachs. It also psychologically hinted that the Imperium were now in charge, but that didn't mean people's lives were suddenly going to be drastically changed. People would be allowed to live as they once did.
The Hot Sauce Eating Contest this year was being hosted at the Green Range, a former prison that had been refurnished into a garden-like park. The former structures of the prison had been recycled into a homeless shelter. That too had been part of the propaganda machine, to indicate homes might have been lost, but the Imperium would not let them freeze in the outside's unforgiving wrath. Tables, though, now littered the grounds for the event, to accommodate the thousands of individuals who would be competing today. Already people of different nationalities and races skittered around the Green Range. The contest hadn't officially started yet, so socialization was norm in the area.
Perched a balcony from the nearby Es Cade Palace, home to the defuct ruling family that Geist had refurbished as his main residence and chief operations center for the imperial occupation of the planet, Geist watched the crowds. When it came time for the festivities to begin, he would use a hologram to greet the contestants. However, he was not in his usual garb. He had altered his appearance to match that of Cane Es Cade. The real prince's fate had yet been revealed to the public, so for all they knew Cane Es Cade had willingly worked with the Imperials for a more peaceful occupation. To them, it was not a Sith that was hosting the Hot Sauce Eating Contest, but the crown prince and former Senator of Empress Teta.