It had been a joke.
Lorcan had made a karking joke about looting whatever passed for Palpatine’s tomb/grave/ditch in an attempt to steal the cane he used to be seen with. Worse, he’d made the joke while shooting gooey Sith clones or whatever while raiding some weird pureblood tomb with Stolas, his sugar daddy.
Or boss, he supposed was the technical term.
Whatever, the point was that it had been a joke and he had tried to not pay it anymore attention but he had decided that he would do a little research while he was trying to sleep in hyperspace. That decision had been about as good as Lorcan’s own chances of starring in a holoporno – not good at all for the uninitiated.
So he’d done some research both into the legit records and into the conspiracy theories that the holonet provided. Until finally he knew two things; the Death Star’s destruction had been an inside job and he had a starting point on where to try and track down some of Palpy’s shiny goodies.
Apparently some former Imperials had spilled their guts in the past about how Palpatine and his secrets had been shared with one person; Mas Amedda. Now that lanky streak of blue piss was long since dead but that didn’t mean he wasn’t still good for them juicy secrets! Apparently old blue balls and head spikes had written a personal journal with all the secrets he’d learned from Palps, just in case he needed to try and backstab the old man.
And some rich arsehole had just bought it at auction.
“Boss!” Lorcan called out as he entered one of the many rooms on Stolas’ current ship, “How would you like to join me on a lil field trip? It’ll be a breeze boss! We bash in some entitled rich kid’s teeth, no offence boss, and steal Mas Amedda’s Big-Black-Book-Of-Bollocks-Palpy-Hid so we can go nab his shiny pimp stick!”
Oh was that his apprentice? Aadya? Adaya? Ayeayea? The sassy one. Names were not a strong suit of Lorcan’s so she was officially needing a new nickname.
“We can even bring Second Best Minion along for the ride too.” He joked, tossing her a smirk and a wink, “If you think she can keep up of course. Wouldn’t want her to be too tired from all her dancing and shrak.”
@Mr. Teatime @Logan