Open Coruscant I'll Take a Taco

[Tacovean Delminar]

Spoiler: Music OOC

“TAKE THAT, YA GEEZER-SKEEZER!” Taco cheered as he threw his taco at the passing vehicle.

“The hell is a geezer-skeezer, dude?” Ferret asked. The Nautolan had a point.

“It’s...a…” Taco scratched his head. “...A geezer...skeezer?”

Both boys blinked. Then they threw tacos down at the Coruscant traffic in unison.

To be fair, there wasn’t much of a crash to be had. It would be a miracle if a taco ever connected with a vehicle, something like one in a 54354645690845844’th of a chance or whatever Mr. Kachihawachi said or whatever his name was or something whatever Taco didn’t much pay attention in class hi.

“HM’WHAT?” Ferret barked.

“Huh?” Taco responded.

“You said hi?”

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

“Whatever let’s just finish this last batch of tacos ‘cause DANG I’m hungry.”

So, as the two teenagers dangled their legs off the side of the bridge that faced leagues and leagues of Coruscant traffic, they tossed their tacos like there was nothing else to do. All the while, something pressing, pointed and philosophical plagued Taco’s mind… Couldn’t we just eat the tacos?

 

[Laren Vano]

Flying the Unforced through the coruscant traffic was none other than Laren Vano. The young 22 year old Mandalorian had just finished a personal moment with the likes of a Twi'lek dancer and was on his way to get a decent drink of Corellian Whiskey. The night traffic was not so busy thankfully. So flying through shouldn't be much problem tonight.

"Hey Cryptic! Feed the fur babies in their cages would ya? You know what to give them."

The Super Tac droid did indeed know what they ate. Tonight was the carcasses of a couple dead pirates.. remember that Twi'lek? Guess you could Laren her hero. The droid would drag the bodies effortlessly as he brought them into the cargo hold to feed Laren's Nexu.

Laren on the other hand was just gettin ready to bring the Unforced into a docking hangar when what looked like a Taco of some kind had landed on his windshield. Really? Has Coruscant lost so much value that Tacos are being thrown everywhere. The Mandalorian sighed as he stepped out of the ship to look up and see a couple punk kids sitting on the ledge of the bridge above. A taco would then fall right next to Laren just barely missing his helm.

"That's it. BD stay with the ship and clean that taco of of the ship I'll be back."

Laren left his droid to tend to the ship's needs as he would ignite his jetpack and fly to the bridge behind the boys unexpectedly. When the Mando landed he walked up behind the two and decide to say something,

"That's a waste of Tacos don't you think?"

@Die Shize

 

[Tacovean Delminar]

Spoiler: Music OOC [Recurring]

“DANG IT I MISSED” Taco cursed.

“HAHA BUT I THINK I GOT ONE DUDE I GOT ONE” Ferret cheered. “...Oh no wait yeah that one missed my bad my bad”

“GOOD GOLLY BOLLY we suck.” It was hit and miss for taco town tonight. “Okay let’s try this again here we go you ready okay ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH”

Taco sucked air between his teeth and threw that taco like it was a thermal detonator. He watched it fall and… “BOOM BITCHEEEEES I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT”

“DUUUUUUUUDE”

“YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH—”

“—EEEEAAAAAHHHHH—”

"—AAAAAAHHHHH OH MY SHIT IT’S A KARKIN’ MANDALORIAN”

The two teenagers yelped and hugged each other as if they were about to fall from that bridge. The armored figure had come out of nowhere and had just about scared the tacos out of Taco’s pants.

Realizing where their arms were, both boys jerked themselves away from each other, with Ferret pointing at their guest. “A-A-A-Are you a Mandalorry?”

A firm hand slapped Ferret across the hand. “MandaLORIAN you idiot!” Taco shook his head then pointed at the Mandalorian. “As far as tacos go, we was just...just...just…” He looked left, looked right, offered a taco to the Mando. “Tryna give ya a taco, Mando! HERE YA GO NICE AND TASTY HEY also can I get your autograph?”

@Scoobert

 

[Laren Vano]

A sigh left the Mando's body as he would step forward to the couple of kids and take a knee. This would be a good teaching moment for the two.

"Listen, stop throwing your food. Eat it like a normal person, and shut... the kark... up."

Laren would then grab his taco that was being held out to him, then wrapping it up as he would store it in his bag. The kids were just kids but they had to learn someday not to mess with peoples stuff.

"Now hold are you two? I wanna make sure that I know you're safe on your own. Also what's lying under this bridge? Wanna know for... other reasons."

Laren was maybe thinking of spartan kicking these two off the bridge and chalking it up to suicide. Though he may have too much of a heart to actually go through with such things.

{/justify]

@Die Shize

 

[Chysim Reech]

Chysim Reech had dodged a barrage of tacos while piloting his U-wing, however, two smacked across his windshield.
“I’m going to rip the arms off those damn fools...” He grumbled as he took the ship up to hover over the top of a building about three hundred-ish meters across from where Taco and a Mandalorian were talking. He then opened the side hatch to his vessel and stared down towards the miscreants that dared to disrespect him.

The Trandoshan slung his modified cycler rifle into his clawed hands and aimed down sights at the orange Twi’lek. His finger laid gently on the trigger of his slug thrower rifle. He went from aiming at Taco’s head to his knee. Chysim didn’t want to kill the Twi’lek- just to make him hurt real bad was the price Chysim thought was necessary.

Don’t you worry. You’re practically surrounded by hospitals. Chysim thought as he squeezed the trigger, sending a slug towards Taco’s left knee. After the shot was made, he would close the hatch, get back to the cockpit and continue on his way out of Coruscant and back to Kessel to visit his father.

He was not in the mood today.