It was a dark and Stormy Night

[Michael Scott]

Spoiler: How to play

ok so you write one part of a story then the next person goes.

ex: there was a dark and stormy night, so I did _________________
reply: ______________
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So I stayed inside.

 

[Black Noise]

And I had crazy, hot-blooded

 

[Insanity]

gaming sessions. Bored after a few hours, I

 

[Kaeb]

hit the doomsday button and destroyed all life.

 

[Santoro]

Just kidding, because ruining games isn't fun. Instead, I

 

[Kaeb]

realized how cool a post-apocalyptic world would be, and pressed the doomsday button anyway.

 

[Santoro]

but didn't, because I don't have one, and realized there was going to be no logical way to kill everyone, end the world, or somehow else derail my story. I started my day with a PB&J, then

 

[Black Noise]

I decided that the sandwich can wait, and I must find a way to create a doomsday button. So I

 

[Kaeb]

pressed the doomsday button, which then proceeded to trigger a large fleet of asteroids to bombard the surface of the earth, thereby causing everything to be swallowed in a sea of fire and destruction. All life was rendered null until, new life rose from the ashes in the form of terrifying mutants, contorted animalistic abominations and shockingly enough, some undiscovered survivors whom had taken shelter beneath the earth during the awesome power of the earth's bombardment. Thus life became awesome, and so I took my sawed off shotgun and my newfound dog companion out to the wasteland and I

 

[Insanity]

sued Bethesda for taking all rights to Fallout and ruining my would-be copyrighted post-apoc fiction. Depressed and insane, I took a M9 and

 

[Kaeb]

proceeded to go on a mutant killing rampage, then I proceeded to modify my gun with ammunition that caused those I shoot to turn into multi-coloured sheep that shit out bunnies and vomit rainbows and then I

 

[Crosby]

proceeded to go on a mutant killing rampage, then I proceeded to modify my gun with ammunition that caused those I shoot to turn into multi-coloured sheep that shit out bunnies and vomit rainbows and then I

made all the survivors my slaves and took over the wasteland.

 

[Insanity]

But then I got bored so I impaled them Vlad-style, set the bodies on fire, and

 

[Crim]

decided to make a time machine so I could

 

[Black Noise]

Go back in time, and do it all over again, but this time I

 

[Crim]

didn't push the nuke button because there was

 

[Prancing Yawn]

a giant rancor holding an acklay holding a veermok holding a

 

[Kaeb]

self destruct device which allowed me to go forward in time and stop myself from going back and time and ended up back in the wasteland where I erased all the methods of time travel and thus the universe would not allow me change or alter my desicion to create a global wasteland so then I opened a beer and

 

[Prancing Yawn]

spilled it over a pile of dog poop which activated the secret spell of the Donkenistic Patrol, opening up a swirling purple portal which I stepped into and it teleported me to

 

[Crim]

an Alternate Dimension with no nukes. All of the sudden, my Portal closes because