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Imperial Processing Centre 85-32Alpha
Sulorine System
Sometime in the Morning
Ben cradled the cuppa for dear life.
Really he shouldn't have. Didn't you know the Imperium had a shortage on? It was with this (and sneer firmly fixed on face) that our aspiring Sith hero found himself dropping two bags of Commissary's Finest into a mug that read "Not Here At the Moment; Going Crazy." The slight man leaned in to peer at his cup.
You ever look down at the toilet bowl after peeing? Oh come on, we all do. Y'know when a bloke is dehydrated but just had a bit too drink? That not quite urine-yellow-you've-neglected-to-keep-your-fluid-intake-up-chappie-yellow? That was what marinated in his cup at the moment. With a sigh, Ben scooped up the teabags by the strings and deposited them in the breakroom trash.
From behind a thermos full of chia seeds and warm Hutt water (diet fad; go figure) a jowly Tefaun named Dhorees peeked at him. Dhorees, or Dory as most of the office called her was an efficient worker. Every particulate matter of an organizational skein could be turned into something delightful and color-coded and probably indexed in a system you'd never heard of but which made you feel like a right idiot for not thinking of it. She was well into what Tefaun males (gingerly and quite out of hearing range of their female counterparts) called "The Delicate Age." She was also a nosy busybody who took to mothering Ben at every turn.
He long-sufferingly adored her.
Terrible Sith he was.
Still. Bit of theatre was always good.
He scowled at his longtime secretary.
She was unaffected.
Terrible. Sith.
"Wotcher Ben!"
"Dory," he nodded with the equanimity of the damned, "That report--"
"--Filed in triplicate with HIGHCOM, chief. Still waiting on a chem report from those samples you took."
She took a swig of the Chia concoction. Ben himself had tried a bit after his husband Gherri had commented on the five Life Day pounds he'd put on. Vile stuff. So vile in fact that even some of Dory's alacrity seemed to drain out of her and go into the pseudo-plant... animal... thing?
"You alright boss?"
"Hrn?"
"You just look a bit peaky. Fancy a biscuit?"
It was difficult to keep those extra pounds off. Ben had always been a slender man, all jutting lines, and punk rock hipbones. And yet...
"No!" He scowled, this time with a bit more feeling, "I'm Sith, Dory," said Ben dryly as Dory made some kind of demon-idiot dance with the tin, grudgingly drawing his eye, "But I reckon you could be a great Dark Lord."
She shrugged, finishing her slight circuits with the Forbidden Tin, "They're double-choco."
"Double-choco you say?" The war shortage was no joke though Dory had an old friend (read: interspecies lover) at Requisitions, so maybe... I mean it would be just this once? Ben stared longingly at the blue tin with a rather stylized Empress on it (Andy's Best Chocochocs™)
His waistband seemed to involuntarily tighten, reminding him of the Life Day pounds. That and the tin illustration (an earthy baker-cum-conquering-warlord salting the Earth with the blood of her enemies... and chocolate!) decided matters for him. Not only did the Empress not look like that, but those last year Life Day pounds were about to spill into this year's Life Day.
He set his mouth in a thin line and growled at his subordinate.
"Away damn temptress!"
Dory smirked and stored the tin in the pantry; when she was on a diet, she lived to vicariously ruin someone else's, and she'd probably get Dana or Magnus (Maggie, Trandoshan, flamboyantly gay, and Ben was not one to er... point the rainbow finger) sooner or later.
"And what of our special guest?"
Ben felt his cuppa cool enough to be drinkable. He downed some of the green-yellow liquid and grimaced.
He might have spoken too soon on the "drinkable" front.
"Lord Rook is sulking in the lavatory."
"Did he have a tummy ache again? He's getting on a bit, and hyperspace leaves him... well you remember that Corellia Retreat a couple of years ago."
"Oh no, dear. Nothing so serious. He's just struggling with his jumper."
Ben's lips twitched, "Gherri is an artist," he said with all solemnity. It was bound to be worse this year, in all honesty. I mean, it wasn't like the Sith Master enjoyed Ben's husband's jumpers. But last year, he'd hit on a color that wasn't too dodgy on the wookiee's massive frame, but then again this year...
Ben looked down at his own jumper, stretched over his standard-issue armor (he had to feel at least a little bit Sithy at the office, innit right?) and traced the multicolored Mon Calamari (with light-up function!) riding some type of definitively non-existent Felucian butterfly (Gherri was definitely an artist and not a astrobiologist.)
One could thus, by inference, only imagine what Rook's jumper looked like.
Now that was an image to get you through the day, piss-tea (and oh he just knew that the barmy --and scary-- Lady in the Dark Council still had proper leaves) notwithstanding.
"Well tell Roo-Roo that when he's finished with his strop I'll be interrogating the prisoner."
With a wave to Dory, Ben made the circuit to his office, a cheerful little number not quite situated in the corner of this station (he was still an acolyte you see, and had no desire to fight his other Sith --homicidal tendencies included naturally-- over something as trivial as office space.) A squishy "meditation chair" (Gherri's doing), a cheerful desk with crayon resistant lacquer (his sister, Lyv's doing; babysitting you know?), and dozens of drawings from his nieces and nephews of such implausible things as him donning crystal wings and fighting a dragon (in retrospect, perhaps he and Gherri had babysat once too often.) It was NOT painted in Sith Black, but in a rather cheery egg yolk yellow (which Ben had to admit rather dolefully, did not stand up to Take Your Sister's Spawn to Work Day.)
Post Traumatic Glitter and Color Packet Disorder aside, Ben sat down taking the occasional wince-sip of tea and contemplating the man he'd captured only a day or so ago on Saleucami.
His "prisoner" (for lack of a better term) sat unconscious on a comfortable chair across from his desk. Med had done a fair job on him. Ben knew that the Mystery Man's extremities --tarsals and metatarsals and phalanges and super-phalanges and whatever else bloody went on in there-- had to be reconstructed and soldered with polymer and metal (though all the limbs had been saved.) His auditory and visual system though... was a different matter.
A twinge of guilt was ruthlessly squashed... or maybe that was acid reflux from this tea.
Buggering hell, I should have had one of those double-choco biccies.
The truth was, this wasn't even quite an interview. Ben was not a stupid man. He had at least his suspicions as to who his Mystery Guest was and what he was about. But he was also a very meticulous man. And the evidence was not conclusive. The armor looked posh enough, but until Central sent them chem results, he couldn't tell what sort of posh. The man was Force sensitive, that much was for certain, and had the look of someone who wouldn't be pants at fighting, but was he the Matukai they were looking for? Their leader? Simply a follower? A farmer at the wrong place at the wrong time?
Other Sith might have dove into the man's mind (always a risk and always subject to bias-confirming impressionism) or gotten a bit of their "rah-rah, we will torture and kill everything you love."
Not really his style. He was wearing a brightly colored hols jumper after all.
With a sigh, he waited for the man to come to. He did not have to wait long as The Suspect (didn't really get this fellow's name when I was exploding him, now did I?) began to stir.
@Korvo @Galavant @The Kyzer @Clayton
Sulorine System
Sometime in the Morning
Ben cradled the cuppa for dear life.
Really he shouldn't have. Didn't you know the Imperium had a shortage on? It was with this (and sneer firmly fixed on face) that our aspiring Sith hero found himself dropping two bags of Commissary's Finest into a mug that read "Not Here At the Moment; Going Crazy." The slight man leaned in to peer at his cup.
You ever look down at the toilet bowl after peeing? Oh come on, we all do. Y'know when a bloke is dehydrated but just had a bit too drink? That not quite urine-yellow-you've-neglected-to-keep-your-fluid-intake-up-chappie-yellow? That was what marinated in his cup at the moment. With a sigh, Ben scooped up the teabags by the strings and deposited them in the breakroom trash.
From behind a thermos full of chia seeds and warm Hutt water (diet fad; go figure) a jowly Tefaun named Dhorees peeked at him. Dhorees, or Dory as most of the office called her was an efficient worker. Every particulate matter of an organizational skein could be turned into something delightful and color-coded and probably indexed in a system you'd never heard of but which made you feel like a right idiot for not thinking of it. She was well into what Tefaun males (gingerly and quite out of hearing range of their female counterparts) called "The Delicate Age." She was also a nosy busybody who took to mothering Ben at every turn.
He long-sufferingly adored her.
Terrible Sith he was.
Still. Bit of theatre was always good.
He scowled at his longtime secretary.
She was unaffected.
Terrible. Sith.
"Wotcher Ben!"
"Dory," he nodded with the equanimity of the damned, "That report--"
"--Filed in triplicate with HIGHCOM, chief. Still waiting on a chem report from those samples you took."
She took a swig of the Chia concoction. Ben himself had tried a bit after his husband Gherri had commented on the five Life Day pounds he'd put on. Vile stuff. So vile in fact that even some of Dory's alacrity seemed to drain out of her and go into the pseudo-plant... animal... thing?
"You alright boss?"
"Hrn?"
"You just look a bit peaky. Fancy a biscuit?"
It was difficult to keep those extra pounds off. Ben had always been a slender man, all jutting lines, and punk rock hipbones. And yet...
"No!" He scowled, this time with a bit more feeling, "I'm Sith, Dory," said Ben dryly as Dory made some kind of demon-idiot dance with the tin, grudgingly drawing his eye, "But I reckon you could be a great Dark Lord."
She shrugged, finishing her slight circuits with the Forbidden Tin, "They're double-choco."
"Double-choco you say?" The war shortage was no joke though Dory had an old friend (read: interspecies lover) at Requisitions, so maybe... I mean it would be just this once? Ben stared longingly at the blue tin with a rather stylized Empress on it (Andy's Best Chocochocs™)
His waistband seemed to involuntarily tighten, reminding him of the Life Day pounds. That and the tin illustration (an earthy baker-cum-conquering-warlord salting the Earth with the blood of her enemies... and chocolate!) decided matters for him. Not only did the Empress not look like that, but those last year Life Day pounds were about to spill into this year's Life Day.
He set his mouth in a thin line and growled at his subordinate.
"Away damn temptress!"
Dory smirked and stored the tin in the pantry; when she was on a diet, she lived to vicariously ruin someone else's, and she'd probably get Dana or Magnus (Maggie, Trandoshan, flamboyantly gay, and Ben was not one to er... point the rainbow finger) sooner or later.
"And what of our special guest?"
Ben felt his cuppa cool enough to be drinkable. He downed some of the green-yellow liquid and grimaced.
He might have spoken too soon on the "drinkable" front.
"Lord Rook is sulking in the lavatory."
"Did he have a tummy ache again? He's getting on a bit, and hyperspace leaves him... well you remember that Corellia Retreat a couple of years ago."
"Oh no, dear. Nothing so serious. He's just struggling with his jumper."
Ben's lips twitched, "Gherri is an artist," he said with all solemnity. It was bound to be worse this year, in all honesty. I mean, it wasn't like the Sith Master enjoyed Ben's husband's jumpers. But last year, he'd hit on a color that wasn't too dodgy on the wookiee's massive frame, but then again this year...
Ben looked down at his own jumper, stretched over his standard-issue armor (he had to feel at least a little bit Sithy at the office, innit right?) and traced the multicolored Mon Calamari (with light-up function!) riding some type of definitively non-existent Felucian butterfly (Gherri was definitely an artist and not a astrobiologist.)
One could thus, by inference, only imagine what Rook's jumper looked like.
Now that was an image to get you through the day, piss-tea (and oh he just knew that the barmy --and scary-- Lady in the Dark Council still had proper leaves) notwithstanding.
"Well tell Roo-Roo that when he's finished with his strop I'll be interrogating the prisoner."
With a wave to Dory, Ben made the circuit to his office, a cheerful little number not quite situated in the corner of this station (he was still an acolyte you see, and had no desire to fight his other Sith --homicidal tendencies included naturally-- over something as trivial as office space.) A squishy "meditation chair" (Gherri's doing), a cheerful desk with crayon resistant lacquer (his sister, Lyv's doing; babysitting you know?), and dozens of drawings from his nieces and nephews of such implausible things as him donning crystal wings and fighting a dragon (in retrospect, perhaps he and Gherri had babysat once too often.) It was NOT painted in Sith Black, but in a rather cheery egg yolk yellow (which Ben had to admit rather dolefully, did not stand up to Take Your Sister's Spawn to Work Day.)
Post Traumatic Glitter and Color Packet Disorder aside, Ben sat down taking the occasional wince-sip of tea and contemplating the man he'd captured only a day or so ago on Saleucami.
His "prisoner" (for lack of a better term) sat unconscious on a comfortable chair across from his desk. Med had done a fair job on him. Ben knew that the Mystery Man's extremities --tarsals and metatarsals and phalanges and super-phalanges and whatever else bloody went on in there-- had to be reconstructed and soldered with polymer and metal (though all the limbs had been saved.) His auditory and visual system though... was a different matter.
A twinge of guilt was ruthlessly squashed... or maybe that was acid reflux from this tea.
Buggering hell, I should have had one of those double-choco biccies.
The truth was, this wasn't even quite an interview. Ben was not a stupid man. He had at least his suspicions as to who his Mystery Guest was and what he was about. But he was also a very meticulous man. And the evidence was not conclusive. The armor looked posh enough, but until Central sent them chem results, he couldn't tell what sort of posh. The man was Force sensitive, that much was for certain, and had the look of someone who wouldn't be pants at fighting, but was he the Matukai they were looking for? Their leader? Simply a follower? A farmer at the wrong place at the wrong time?
Other Sith might have dove into the man's mind (always a risk and always subject to bias-confirming impressionism) or gotten a bit of their "rah-rah, we will torture and kill everything you love."
Not really his style. He was wearing a brightly colored hols jumper after all.
With a sigh, he waited for the man to come to. He did not have to wait long as The Suspect (didn't really get this fellow's name when I was exploding him, now did I?) began to stir.
@Korvo @Galavant @The Kyzer @Clayton
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