Jaglan the Destroyers concert 'to continue as planned' despite objections.
The planet Aargonar is gearing up for the annual concert of the hyper-metal star, Jaglan the Destroyer, which the performer's agent has confirmed will go ahead, despite objections from locals. Jaglans concerts normally attract significant concerns from local residents, whose homes face demolition thanks to the ear-splitting sounds omitted from the 150 mile high speakers employed by the band, but this year the famous group has faced additional litigation due to the current kidnapping crisis which has gripped the Galaxy.
With the new single, "Don't go taking my President, Baby." having been released by the band earlier this year being seen as an offensive and poor taste release by members of the Emyrc Thorne Fan Club, the continent-sized performance quadrant is expected to see large protests in the leadup to the concert.
Jaglan, who is currently wanted on charges of tax fraud, after legally declaring himself dead to avoid paying taxes on his royalties, has asked complainants to contact his legal team, which currently employs 20% of the population of a nearby planet.
"Good Evening, I have been asked to read a short, pre-prepared statement on behalf of my client, Mr Destroyer:
Mr Destroyer has no further comment to make at this time, and looks forward to seeing you all at the concert."
Whilst I understand the environmental and structural concerns of my band's performance, I have consulted with my lawyers, and decided to do it anyway. Sue me."
Mr Destroyer has no further comment to make at this time, and looks forward to seeing you all at the concert."
Local Government officials on Aargonar have been reportedly making use of the planets orbital bombardment shelters, which sources close to the intergalactically acclaimed Rockstar have claimed he finds "pretty rad dude".
Authorities are recommending travel to the planet is reduced in the coming days, due to the high likelihood of an audio-receptor blowout, whilst cantinas and bars planetside are reportedly stockpiling alcohol, ahead of what is expected to be the highest fatality concert of the past decade.