King of the Hill Returns!!!!

[Kath]

You guys know the drill, claim the hill from the person above you in some wierd and wacky way. I'll start.

I claim the hill.

 

[Neutrino]

I send my samurai warriors. They cut you into a million pieces and claim the hill for their princess, me. And by the time I get there my castle is already built.

 

[Phil]

Mulluns reveals his eyes, destroying the castle and all who are in it or around it. He then walks up to the hill and claims it for himself, putting in a sign that says "Mulluns's property".

 

[Neutrino]

Your eyes do not affect my three blind mice, and they walk right past your dirty sign. They smell food, it's you. And you are nibbled to death. I then claim the hill.

 

[Gambler]

The Dragon is angry and burns everything on the hill, melting them to little pools of liquid ash. Once it cools down I claim the hill.

 

[Neutrino]

Suddenly a phoenix rises from the ash and denounces you. Your dragon is killed by the phoenix. And I claim the hill.

 

[havikk]

After the hill had claimed I had then proceeded to contact my Realtor and had boughten the hill. After buying the hill I had then reinforced it with infantry, tanks, and air support. I then put both a sun and black hole on either side of the lawn with the four horsemen of the Apocalypse behind them. and at long last Chuck Norris at my front door. and oh yea being afraid to leave my house from fear of a round house kick to the face my lawn is now overgrown and thick with a sign up front that says "Try Me" in the front... I think this defies physisics....

 

[Gambler]

I wait patiently as your foils destroy each other, leaving me a perfectly undefended hill to claim. I put a sign in the ground that says "beware of the dogs" and buy myself a mastiff.

 

[Neutrino]

Your mastiff loves me. I am so good with animals. Your mastiff attacks you. I claim the hill.

 

[Gambler]

So unfair!

I bring a lion with me that attacks my former mastiff and takes the hill. Then I chain it at least twenty feet away from me so no one can use it against me.

 

[Neutrino]

lol, you are completely vulnerable with your lion away from you. I could attack you with anything. But instead I wait for the lion to hate you. Then I release it while you sleep and it maws you to death. I claim he hill.

 

[Gambler]

I come back as a ghost and haunt your dreams until you go insane and shoot yourself. Then I capture the hill. How do you beat a ghost? xP

 

[McFisticuff]

I call the ghostbusters and they capture you, I then proceed to put up a white picket fence and take the hill.

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

I drive up in a siege tower and jump over your wall. :CStern:
Then I proceed to push you off the hill, with the battering ram.

 

[Ares]

I seduce and murder you.

The hill is mine. :CStern:

 

[Gambler]

Until I nuke it. And than it's mine.

 

[havikk]

I hire an army of lions..... they eat you....

and I rebuild my house

 

[Cyril Khan]

I drop an antimatter bomb on the hill, obliterating it and everything around it. A huge nuclear fallout occurs, and the crater, being the remnants of the hill, releases enough curies of radiation to kill any life that may try to reclaim the completely worthless land. Due to the fact that the hill now is both non-existent and a lethal, radioactive crater, I do not claim the hill and watch to see who would foolishly try to do so.

 

[havikk]

I then waot millions of years as it is now not radio active and the hill is rebuild from the plates and say....... 'she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin round the mountian when she comes."

 

[Gambler]

A small breeze of wind comes along and blows your decrepit, withered body into dust. I (as I am supposedly a ghost) come back and claim the hill for myself.