Open Jakku Klepting the UnKleptible

[Klepti Uutkik]

It was a fine day in Jakku's market known as "Burma's Bando." On a roaming patrol, Klepti Uutkik the Sector Ranger had been looking for shiny things to steal.. CONFISCATE.. he wants to confiscate the contraband in the market. With his wagon behind him he walked around looking for the contraband, whether it was weapons, or technology, or even droids. He wanted to be able to just grab some good looking stuff. In the market was many different races and he had been pretty happy to see the different races. Hopefully that meant that no one would look at him weirdly.

"Tee-tock bee bu controoand!"
(Time to get the contraband)

The first stand that Klepti found himself at was a droid scrap parts stand. It was not his ideal spot but he looked for something cool. In the piles and such he couldn't find anything nice that he wanted. So moving on he would make it to the weapons stand. It was clearly full of contraband so if he wanted he could take them all. Instead he would just look at the ones he liked, and can use. There were a few blasters he liked that he had no idea what the names were to them, so he grabbed them and placed them in the wagon. Then moved on to the next stand.

(OOC Note: Anyone can join! Mainly here for funsies!)

 

[Tacovean Delminar]

Spoiler: Music OOC

It was a fine day on Tatooine. Taco had longed to return to this planet ever since his great grand uncle had told him bedtime tales of the Tatooine Tattoo, a vicious tyrannosaurus if ever there was one, who would eat children alive if they failed to pay their taxes.

Well, really Taco had not come here for the tattoos or the T-Rexes but for the bounty hunters. Last time he had come to Tatooine he had met said bounty hunter, posed as said bounty hunter, left with a comcall to his mother to pick him up because he was getting chased by said bounty hunters.

Now the young man was here to acquire supplies from the market known as “Burma’s Bando”. Burma sounded like a burnt bum and Bando like a bounty hunter from a children’s bedtime tale but here he was, a Twi’lek in the flesh, rummaging through this pile and that one, droid parts and weapons and stuff.

“Hey hey, how come this one costs an arm and a leg, hey!?” Taco raised the curved knife to the shopkeep, put on his best haggling expression, something like a quivering brow and a quivering lip. “Says it’s ‘genuine from Jakku’. Shouldn’t it cost LESS since it’s imported to Tatooine?”

“Wha..?” Shopkeep blinked. “This is Jakku you JACKASS.”

Taco looked left, looked right, spotted a small person-thing. “Hey hey HOW MUCH FOR THE JAWA!?”

@Scoobert

 

[Klepti Uutkik]

As he was walking by, Klepti could hear some Twi'lek idiot trying to haggle... though he seemed very confused as to what planet this was. Jakku was a desert planet, yes. Though it was not Tatooine by any means. A big hint would be that Tatooine has two suns. This planet does not, it's common to mistake landscapes from pictures, not from actually arriving on the planet. After he was assured what planet he was on.. he tried to buy Klepti.. we all know how Klepti was too respond.

"Slaveree iddegal uba stupa. Bal uba huujah shu kidded?"
(Slavery is illegal you idiot. Do you want to be killed?)

Klepti had his blaster at his hip ready to draw and drop a Twi right here, right now. Klepti may be small but he don't play around, if it's time to take a life, then you best hope you ain't it cause Klepti is like an overgrown honey badger.. and we all know what they say about honey badgers don't we?

@Die Shize

 

[Tacovean Delminar]

Spoiler: Music OOC [Recurring]

Oh man it’s a talking Jawa! Even Taco had to give himself pause after that thought. Wait wait wait all Jawas talk, right?

He hadn’t met many Jawas. There weren’t many to go around on Coruscant. Last ones he saw were on Tatooine and well...enough said about that planet for today

This Jawa was as energetic and feisty a Jawa if ever there was a Jawa though, hey. The Twi’lek couldn’t speak Jawanese, didn’t really know what the little guy was saying, thought it might be something about slavery on Uba Stupa—was that near Tatooine?—and some kids named Bal and Huujah or somethin’ somethin’ whatever

“Oh oh, I always wanted to talk to a Jawa!” Knife still in hand, Taco pointed it at the Jawa. It was no menacing gesture, he simply had a knife in place of a forefinger as he gestured toward his conversational counterpart.

“Let’s see uh...what did Grammy teach me about Jawish...uhhhh OH!” Finger-snap. “Utini utini, utini utini utini. Utini...utini utini, utini utini utini. Utini? Utini!” Points at himself with the knife. “Utini Taco.” Back at Jawa. “Utini?”

@Scoobert

 

[Klepti Uutkik]

If a Jawa could physically show disappointment behind their robes.. this would be the time to do. Placing one hand on his head and the other on his hip, while shaking his head into his palm. Was this guy serious? How racist could he have been? He doesn't even recognize Lil Klepti from the Jawa Sector Ranger. He had to have the IQ of a walnut to have been able to think just saying utinni over and over again was enough to let him off scot free.

"Jee wondah kava stupa uba oom-addee"
(I wonder how stupid you really are)

Klepti then turned to walk away and continue his shopping before he adds another person to the body count. Hopefully if the Jawa was lucky he wouldn't have to deal with the likes of the Twi'lek, as communication is just about impossible.

@Die Shize

 

[Tacovean Delminar]

Spoiler: Music OOC [Recurring]

Gee, Wanda, can I have a stupid melody? Well, that was the gist of what Taco understood from Jawa’s tongue, anyway.

The Jawa had stood there with hand on hip, hand on head, like the Twi’lek before him had just spoken Twi’lek’en’ese to his Jawanesian. Like what the heck ya never heard a Twi’lek talk before, hey!?

“HEY!” Taco called after the Jawa as the latter so rudely turned to walk away. “I HAVEN’T PUT MY STAMP ON YOUR ROBE YET”

“HEY!” Shopkeep called after the Twi’lek as the latter so rudely turned to walk away. “YOU HAVEN’T PAID FOR THAT KNIFE YET”

“Thing is... “ Taco looked up, looked down, ran a thumb across the Tatooine-Jakku-something-blade.

With a deep breath, he took off storming after the Jawa, hoping that the Jawa’s little legs would slow him down and that the shopkeep would not send those Gamorreans after the Twi’lek, hey.

@Scoobert