MAIN OOC: Alsakan Revelation

[Sovereign]

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[Ru the Boatswain]

Cailst, a bullet can not start a fire. Also where does this gas come from? What in a ship uses gas? It should all be electric generated by a central power generator.

 

[Green Ranger]

Ding-dong the witch is dead!
Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!

That help?

Cailst, a bullet can not start a fire. Also where does this gas come from? What in a ship uses gas? It should all be electric generated by a central power generator.

Shhhhhhhut up....

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I want a corpse.

 

[Cailst]

Cailst, a bullet can not start a fire. Also where does this gas come from? What in a ship uses gas? It should all be electric generated by a central power generator.

The match did. Also, whenever, they said they were going to release oil into the cage and they did that later.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Nonsense but whatever. It's just something about an older man being able to light a match and kill himself after being shot considerably and giving a long speech. I would think one of us would shoot him during that time.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Your speech made no sense. The first bunch was chalk full of made up shit.

 

[Green Ranger]

Your speech made no sense. The first bunch was chalk full of made up shit.

Don't hate the guy for wanting to go out the same way he lived his life.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Don't hate the guy for wanting to go out the same way he lived his life.

I loled

 

[Cailst]

Your speech made no sense. The first bunch was chalk full of made up shit.

Sort of

 

[Sovereign]

Was Van a robot or something? He was being burned alive and he still managed to do the most boring speech ever.

 

[Green Ranger]

Was Van a robot or something? He was being burned alive and he still managed to do the most boring speech ever.

Maybe he's related to Al Gore?

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Okay, so just for clarification, is Van Tien dead or is he still dying?

Maybe he's related to Al Gore?

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

 

[Niner]

Okay, so just for clarification, is Van Tien dead or is he still dying?

He's a pile of ashes on the ground....I think that means he's dead.

 

[Green Ranger]

We need Scurge back so he can make sweet love to cailst's ashes.

 

[Matt]

Shut up Niner, he still has another speech!

"Today my alsakans! Tien will tell you of his bowel issues!"

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

We need Scurge back so he can make sweet love to cailst's ashes.

I'll do it if you pay me.

 

[Cailst]

"One day, a few days ago, I really needed to go to the bathroom and..."

 

[Matt]

And thus, all hope rested on a deal made not long ago on a planet far away.

Please tell me this wasn't directed at my little backwater planet, Calist?

 

[Cailst]

And thus, all hope rested on a deal made not long ago on a planet far away.

Please tell me this wasn't directed at my little backwater planet, Calist?

It wasn't, it's supposed to be mysterious for now