Meanwhile, in England

[Matt]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

 

[Kiro]

Health and safety gone mad!

 

[Vencu]

Square and rectangular flapjacks are just as dangerous, if not more so... come on, people. Do the math! Which worries you more, three sharp corners or four? Four, of course... four, razor sharp, deadly flapjack corners...

 

[Empress]

pffffft


they should see what one can do with a triangle scone

 

[TweedPawn]

Holy thing more tragic are the puns. ._.