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Heeeello everyone, and welcome back to Morning Cuties. As usual, I'm your writer, Lariza!
Now, it's no secret that the Morning Cuties are head over heels in love with President Emryc Thorne. And we're not the only ones; the Emryc Radar app is still one of the most downloaded apps to date. And who can blame us, ladies and gentlemen of good taste? One look into his silver eyes is all you need.
But something remarkable happened today. A new merchandise group called 'Jedi Lovers' has appeared out of nowhere, causing quite a stir. But, while many people were swooning over the Jedi Sevrin, we noticed something else! The limited-edition toy of Jedi Padawan Clove Vanhoop, and matching poster. We didn't think much of it at first, but then... we saw it... Everyone! Isn't she the girl who was bullied by a group of people who claimed her to be Emryc's sister at the Naboo mall a year or two ago?
We compared the recordings of the mall to the poster, and you wouldn't believe it. It's her.
This begs the question: Does President Emryc Thorne have a secret sister? One who's a Jedi, at that? Let's be clear: Morning Cuties does not make claims based on a lack of evidence. Emryc is not related to everyone who has pointy ears. Like that Jedi Sevrin we just mentioned? He's obviously not related to our beloved President. But what about Clove? There is some validity to it. Here, check it out!
First and foremost, the eyes. President Emryc Thorne has gorgeous eyes to drown in, but have you ever noticed how the rings are brown-hued? Obviously, if you've looked at his photos as much as we have, you have. This isn't unusual in and of itself; hazel eyes exist, and instead of green, his are silver. BUT! Have you noticed Clove's eyes are also brown? We color-dropped it, and... wow. Look at that. Isn't that terrifyingly close?
Second, they both have gnarly wild brows that frame their eyes nicely. And maybe I'm seeing ghosts, but I'd say that they both have pink underneath their eyes.
And now onto the most damning evidence of them all:
They share the same lip shape! Everyone, we can't do better than this. Maybe those mall girls were right when they called her out for being his sister.
There is, of course, one flaw in this theory: the height. Clove is remarkably short if we judge both the mall footage and the toy. President Emryc, on the other hand? He is everything but short. But there's a theory: Clove is short because Emryc stole all the height genetics. It'd explain her absurd shortness and his absurd tallness.
Now, what do you think? Tag us at @MorningCuties, we'd love to hear your thoughts!
Until next time, and don't forget!
One cup of Morning Cuties a day keeps the Grumpy Away!
Read more:
Sevrin's new calendar? The perfect Life-Day gift for your loved ones. - Is Alexander Xerxes dyeing his beard? - We always talk about Male Cuties, but how about Korre Belasi?
Now, it's no secret that the Morning Cuties are head over heels in love with President Emryc Thorne. And we're not the only ones; the Emryc Radar app is still one of the most downloaded apps to date. And who can blame us, ladies and gentlemen of good taste? One look into his silver eyes is all you need.
But something remarkable happened today. A new merchandise group called 'Jedi Lovers' has appeared out of nowhere, causing quite a stir. But, while many people were swooning over the Jedi Sevrin, we noticed something else! The limited-edition toy of Jedi Padawan Clove Vanhoop, and matching poster. We didn't think much of it at first, but then... we saw it... Everyone! Isn't she the girl who was bullied by a group of people who claimed her to be Emryc's sister at the Naboo mall a year or two ago?
We compared the recordings of the mall to the poster, and you wouldn't believe it. It's her.
This begs the question: Does President Emryc Thorne have a secret sister? One who's a Jedi, at that? Let's be clear: Morning Cuties does not make claims based on a lack of evidence. Emryc is not related to everyone who has pointy ears. Like that Jedi Sevrin we just mentioned? He's obviously not related to our beloved President. But what about Clove? There is some validity to it. Here, check it out!
First and foremost, the eyes. President Emryc Thorne has gorgeous eyes to drown in, but have you ever noticed how the rings are brown-hued? Obviously, if you've looked at his photos as much as we have, you have. This isn't unusual in and of itself; hazel eyes exist, and instead of green, his are silver. BUT! Have you noticed Clove's eyes are also brown? We color-dropped it, and... wow. Look at that. Isn't that terrifyingly close?
Second, they both have gnarly wild brows that frame their eyes nicely. And maybe I'm seeing ghosts, but I'd say that they both have pink underneath their eyes.
And now onto the most damning evidence of them all:
They share the same lip shape! Everyone, we can't do better than this. Maybe those mall girls were right when they called her out for being his sister.
There is, of course, one flaw in this theory: the height. Clove is remarkably short if we judge both the mall footage and the toy. President Emryc, on the other hand? He is everything but short. But there's a theory: Clove is short because Emryc stole all the height genetics. It'd explain her absurd shortness and his absurd tallness.
Now, what do you think? Tag us at @MorningCuties, we'd love to hear your thoughts!
Until next time, and don't forget!
One cup of Morning Cuties a day keeps the Grumpy Away!
Read more:
Sevrin's new calendar? The perfect Life-Day gift for your loved ones. - Is Alexander Xerxes dyeing his beard? - We always talk about Male Cuties, but how about Korre Belasi?
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