Oedipus never had a benzo...

[Scarface]

Planes, Trains, and Plantains, the Oedipus story

AHAHAHA :lol:

You get E for effort sir.

 

[Lillianne Crasse]

ROFLMAO!!!!! Please tell me no one really turned this in for a grade.....

 

[Scarface]

It had rather serious marks on it. I might think different if red wasn't everywhere.

 

[Lillianne Crasse]

I know...that's what makes it believable, but still....could you imagine the poor teacher that received this? lol

I would have stopped grading it and pulled the boy aside to talk to him the next day...lol.

 

[Scarface]

I would have been laughing my ass off personally, compliment him on making me laugh, and fail him.

Funny don't cut it. I'm amazed he got a 61...

 

[Brandon Rhea]

That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT.

The Greeks invented anal lube.

 

[Ser Yorick]

It's not real because the red ink made spelling errors.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Teacher make spelling errors. I've seen some teachers with HORRIBLE spelling. My anthropology teacher once misspelled anthropology.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

My college profesor and I once had a debate whether it was katanna or katana. I won a hostess cupcake and a coke after that argument.

 

[Ser Yorick]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 18 2007, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Teacher make spelling errors. I've seen some teachers with HORRIBLE spelling. My anthropology teacher once misspelled anthropology.[/b]

English and history teachers don't, unless they're not good at their profession.

EDIT: Especially on words like "to" when they should have used "too".

 

[Enishi]

Allow this

 

[Scarface]

It's not like teachers make pre-writes/rough drafts/edit/second edit/third edit/final draft when it comes to grading papers. Besides you try grading hundreds of papers without making a few errors.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Repetition only makes you better, but OK. The way people learn must be fundamentally incorrect. I've never met a teacher who didn't know the proper use of any of the "there"s or "to"s.

 

[Enishi]

I can't just read it once... It's awesome

 

[Scarface]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Watchman @ Sep 18 2007, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Repetition only makes you better, but OK. The way people learn must be fundamentally incorrect. I've never met a teacher who didn't know the proper use of any of the "there"s or "to"s.[/b]

I've had to go over papers in the wee hours of the night for Newspaper, it's not fucking fun and even the most tuned person in English makes mistakes just to get it done. I've gotten back essays with things that didn't even look like words, just scribbles.

 

[Ser Yorick]

You got a bad teacher then, no offence.

 

[Scarface]

In your opinion. I think I learned more about literature and English itself better than any other class I've had. Being a grammar nazi doesn't make you a good teacher, it's how you teach that defines it.

 

[Ser Yorick]

If you teach grammar (which you do in English class...), then you shouldn't be making grammatic mistakes in your corrections of a student's work. So, being a grammar nazi in this case would signify a good enough teacher for the job.

But you are right, it's really how you teach, but you have to at least teach the right thing to start off with, lol

Anyway, I think it's a fake, albeit a funny one.

 

[The Agriculturist]

At some point, the agriculturist created kurt, thereby creating god, thereby bieng the father of everything.

 

[Lillianne Crasse]

*sighs* here we go again. Just accept that you are and let it be..lol.