...there was a royal guardsman. His name was Loxley (Not really) but he went by the name of Livgardist. Trouble seemed to follow in his wake (or perhaps he followed trouble in its wake. Hmmm...) and busy was his life, for he had recently abandoned his post as a royal guardsman to cross the Great Ocean, and seek his beautiful wife in the New World (along with fortune and glory). Once, he was a member of the secret society known in the Halls of Power as 'Swerp'. Alas, overwhelmed by the Dark Side of the Force (known as 'paperwork') and forced to slave hard in the Emperor's pizza mines (known as Walmart), he succumbed, and was forced to abandon his digital post within Swerp to see to other, more pressing matters.
But, his comrades did not falter, for they knew that one day, like a bad case of the hangover, he would return to their ranks once more.
Of course, when he tried to, his internet sucked, the password he remembered was wrong, the password reminder service would not work with his Gmail account, and he was forced to relegate himself to opening a new account on Swerp, which made him as bitter as Anakin Skywalker's face. After throwing a thermal detonator at his landlord for providing such subpar Wireless Fidelity services, he had finally returned to those of his peers he so greatly missed Swerping around with at the Star Wars RP.
So, I guess what I'm saying is, here I am. Formerly known as Livgardist (and hopefully once again once I can get my old account to work, when the internet is better and Gmail decides to stop playing Gestapo on me), I am indeed back, and I apologize profoundly for the trouble caused to my fellow Swerpers by my completely unavoidable, but less than subtly handled disappearance. I prostrate myself metaphorically in my quest for forgiveness from you lot! :ufookingwot:
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But, his comrades did not falter, for they knew that one day, like a bad case of the hangover, he would return to their ranks once more.
Of course, when he tried to, his internet sucked, the password he remembered was wrong, the password reminder service would not work with his Gmail account, and he was forced to relegate himself to opening a new account on Swerp, which made him as bitter as Anakin Skywalker's face. After throwing a thermal detonator at his landlord for providing such subpar Wireless Fidelity services, he had finally returned to those of his peers he so greatly missed Swerping around with at the Star Wars RP.
So, I guess what I'm saying is, here I am. Formerly known as Livgardist (and hopefully once again once I can get my old account to work, when the internet is better and Gmail decides to stop playing Gestapo on me), I am indeed back, and I apologize profoundly for the trouble caused to my fellow Swerpers by my completely unavoidable, but less than subtly handled disappearance. I prostrate myself metaphorically in my quest for forgiveness from you lot! :ufookingwot:
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