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As the screen fades from black to show a bright and colourful tv set, cheers and applause break out from the in house crowd. The deep baritone of a men off screen comes through the screen. "And now here he is, the host of our show... Electra Goodhead!" The applause and cheers are joined with whistles and hoots as a beautiful blue skinned Twi'lek walks out onto stage, as usual she is dressed rather inappropriately for daytime TV. But her ratings are so high the studios don't care to much about the complaints.
As the noise from the crowd calms down Electra smiles at the camera "Tonight my little Goodheaders, we have some amazing footage. From Tattooine, to Hoth, Nar Shaddaar to Serenno." The last one brings out a ooooo, from the crowd as there has been little footage from known Sith worlds over the past year. "Yes, yes I know. And do you now what Goodheaders, have you ever seen a grown Zabrak fly?" A few laughs come out from the crowd at the comment. "Don't worry, I won't let you wait. This submission has come in from a unknown individual and well it sure is rather funny. Lets take a look." The camera pans away from Electra and moves towards a nearby screen which begins to play the footage.
The footage is a little grainy and has a rather interesting red tinge to it all. "Well this looks like a good party." Electra comments as the sight of a rather interesting and lively party comes onto the screen, lights flash across the screen in the background you can see people dancing. In the middle right of the screen a small weird group three individuals are slightly zoomed into by the camera. "He looks snazzy." The one in the middle of the screen wore a tight black body suit and rather interesting armoured helmet. Before him the aforementioned Zabrak, seemingly dressed to impress in a suit. "I wonder where this goes." Electra continued with a chuckle. There was a little bit of communication between the two before with a flick of the wrist the Zabrak went flying off screen and out of shot. Leaving the Kel Dor stood behind him with a look of confusion on his face.
The crowd erupted into laughter as the Zabrak disappeared, the footage was rewound and played again allowing the crowd to laugh again. As the crowd began to die down, Electra still laughing herself. "Oh, don't worry we have another view of this as well." The screen shifted to a view of outside of the venue, before the flying Zabrak appeared coming out of the doors, the motion camera pans with the alien for a moment before it disappears out of view. Much to the delight of the crowd, again it is re-played before the two clips are played back to back.
After another play the camera transfers back to Electra who is wiping a tear from her eye. "Don't worry viewers, I was informed the unfortunate individual was perfectly fine after events." A few exhales of relief can be heard from the crowd though a few are still giggling at the sight. "We would like to thank the person who sent this in as always. Now what do you get when you cross a blind Bantha, a blue milk spill and a Moisture Farm. Well stay tuned to find out, see you after the break."
The screen fades out to an advert for Honey Crusted 3PO's.
As the noise from the crowd calms down Electra smiles at the camera "Tonight my little Goodheaders, we have some amazing footage. From Tattooine, to Hoth, Nar Shaddaar to Serenno." The last one brings out a ooooo, from the crowd as there has been little footage from known Sith worlds over the past year. "Yes, yes I know. And do you now what Goodheaders, have you ever seen a grown Zabrak fly?" A few laughs come out from the crowd at the comment. "Don't worry, I won't let you wait. This submission has come in from a unknown individual and well it sure is rather funny. Lets take a look." The camera pans away from Electra and moves towards a nearby screen which begins to play the footage.
The footage is a little grainy and has a rather interesting red tinge to it all. "Well this looks like a good party." Electra comments as the sight of a rather interesting and lively party comes onto the screen, lights flash across the screen in the background you can see people dancing. In the middle right of the screen a small weird group three individuals are slightly zoomed into by the camera. "He looks snazzy." The one in the middle of the screen wore a tight black body suit and rather interesting armoured helmet. Before him the aforementioned Zabrak, seemingly dressed to impress in a suit. "I wonder where this goes." Electra continued with a chuckle. There was a little bit of communication between the two before with a flick of the wrist the Zabrak went flying off screen and out of shot. Leaving the Kel Dor stood behind him with a look of confusion on his face.
The crowd erupted into laughter as the Zabrak disappeared, the footage was rewound and played again allowing the crowd to laugh again. As the crowd began to die down, Electra still laughing herself. "Oh, don't worry we have another view of this as well." The screen shifted to a view of outside of the venue, before the flying Zabrak appeared coming out of the doors, the motion camera pans with the alien for a moment before it disappears out of view. Much to the delight of the crowd, again it is re-played before the two clips are played back to back.
After another play the camera transfers back to Electra who is wiping a tear from her eye. "Don't worry viewers, I was informed the unfortunate individual was perfectly fine after events." A few exhales of relief can be heard from the crowd though a few are still giggling at the sight. "We would like to thank the person who sent this in as always. Now what do you get when you cross a blind Bantha, a blue milk spill and a Moisture Farm. Well stay tuned to find out, see you after the break."
The screen fades out to an advert for Honey Crusted 3PO's.