The Galactic Bugle theme would blair over the all the holo channels, it was quite catchy. As the tune play, so would flashes of the riots now at play in the lower levels of Coruscant as civilians march with signs that read "NO MORE SITH! NO MORE JEDI! #CANCELTHECHIEF!" As the screens flick through the final seconds of the tune, a small tribute to Lenny would show saying "RIP Lenny, you died for truth, we got it from here."
As the tune faded out, JJ would blow out a perfect smoke ring "JJ Johnson, here, and I just want you to know that not a single violent act from the Jedi, Sith, or any of their fanatics will keep the Bulge from reporting COLD, HARD, FACTS! Ya hear that, Pajama Bandits?!" he'd yell out with a clenched fist. "Now I bet you're sitting at home, watching this broadcast and thinking to yourself 'JJ, they can't get any worse, can they?' Well, they can! We have three eyewitness accounts surmising that a Sith and Jedi altercation on Coruscant are what caused the ship to go down and kill Lenny! We will have our justice! One of them were even willing to go on the air with a recorded broadcast! Proof for these so-called 'Rangers'."
The holo would shift as it began to play a recording of the crashing ship, a voice playing over the video. "It was crazy, I'm out here, ya know doing what I do. And I just see all these uhh.. Pajama Bandits just leap on the ship that does the ramming and force the pilot to do what they do. And then, they go through the breach after it touches down. It was wild."
After the snippet the camera cut back to JJ "Just outright despicable! And you know what? It gets worse! We have a reporter on Corellia, B'lake!"
The holo shifts once more to a nervous looking human. "Thanks JJ! B'lake Randolf here, on the streets of Corellia. What brought us here you ask? Reports of a Jedi child training camp. That's right, the Jedi are creating -CHILDREN- soldiers. Can you believe it? I can't! But I got the proof!"
the scene would shift to show a woman throwing knives at kids then forcing a zabrak and a twi'lek to fight her, while an Ithorian in Jedi robes forced a Nautolan and a human to fight. The all used live weapons, no training gear mixed in the lot of them. Then it would shift back to B'lake.
"JJ, we have a still of the scene and we already ran facial recognition, so Ill leave the reveal up to you. This is B'lake Randolf here, JJ back to you!"
The holo would then shift back to the newsroom, followed by another perfect smoke ring and an all around disappointed JJ as he munched on the cigar in thought. "I have been saying it for decades! The Jedi! Are! Menaces! Look at how disgusting they are! They got tired of using us 'normal' people, so on top of already abducting children from families, they're forcing themselves to kill each other in training on the poodoo heap that is Corellia, no doubt! I bet they even have a hidden temple there! Corellians! I implore you to root out the Pajama Bandits! Save yourselves!" he'd slap the desk before pointing back to the camera. "Now for the saddest snippet! Not only have the Jedi gone and used that poor A-aron boy as a sacrificial lamb! They have gone and sent him to their slaughter camp on Corellia! Ya done messed up A-Aron! The Jedi don't care about you! But maybe this inkling of coverage will get the authorities to help you! Alright Buglers! That's all the time we have for today, but keep the momentum! NO MORE SITH! NO MORE JEDI! HASHBROWN CANCEL THE CHIEF!"
The bugles theme would play as the holo ended, with a banner that said. "Believe in Change, vote for Emryc for office."
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