Pickles or Mayo?

[Grug]

Grug was unsure why he even had decided to visit the horrible planet of Tatooine. There was a mission someone said he should complete and he had gone to do it. A large being like Grug with layers of fat did not do well on hot, desert planets. His armor, clothing, and equipment had all been stripped and left at his hotel room while he wandered the planet. All he wore was a loin cloth that hardly did its job properly. He dragged his vibrochoppa in the sand behind him as he walked and had managed to find an imported jar of pickles as a snack to carry around. They were moist and delicious if not a bit expired. Grug did not mind.

The Gamorrean continued his travels through the streets of a small town when he came across a small tent with a table of food. What really caught his eye was a bowl of what looked like mayonnaise. It had been out in the sun for too long and was quite spoiled by now. Once again, Grug did not care. The basically naked, obese Gamorrean walked right up to the bowl of mayo and set down his jar of pickles next to it. A brief moment crossed his mind of who may have left this here, but it passed. Grug took out a big juicy pickle and dipped it into the mayo before taking a disgusting, crunchy bite. He loved it.

"Mmm. Pickle best. Mayo good. Pick and mayo? Good." He grunted out loud as he considered this new snack.

@Clayton

(This is a cPvP for the lols. No death, no capture)