Please Don't Lynch Me!

[Wess]

Seriously, I'm terrified of nooses and fire - staaahhpppp my body can't.

Hello, my name is Wess; I'm a junior in high school, and I'm trapped inside a small county. Between prancing in flamboyantly colored jeans to the nearest party and my best friend making me actually interact with people, I don't do much, aside from write. Though lately I've gotten back on my Star Wars vice, lucky for you all (I'm kidding and foreshadowing your despair and potential death escapewhileyoucanfleegogogogo). So yeah, we should totally see how this goes. I'm a nice person and stuff for the most part, though I'm a little terrified of commitment and have a tendency to go from pleasantly sassy to bitter in 3.5 so yeaaahhh.

Keep your ropes, torches, and pitchforks away and I'll make my stay as painless as possible. Or try to at least. :,D

i'm nice i swear please don't hurt me i'm weird around new people

 

[Oncaro]

*clears throat, speaking in an exaggerated Southern drawl*

Well in these parts boy, we don' take kindly ta people actin' all weird and flighty-like, so we're gonna have ta tar-n'-feather ya!

Heh, I kid. Welcome to the site, fellow Tar Heel!

 

[Wess]

ohgod. ohgod. It's like freshmen year all over again D:!

Haha I jest, though I'm preeeeeetty sure I've been told something along those lines before.

Nice to meet you though, lol!

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

*clears throat, speaking in an exaggerated Southern drawl*

Well in these parts boy, we don' take kindly ta people actin' all weird and flighty-like, so we're gonna have ta tar-n'-feather ya!

Heh, I kid. Welcome to the site, fellow Tar Heel!

*Fixes his hat*

Welp, Oncaro you hold him down. I'll go'n talk to the folks 'bout gettin' us some chickens and some of the gals'll throw the tar on the fire fer us.

. . .

Seriously though. Welcome to the site, my fellow new person! I hope you have an awesome time here.

 

[Raif]

Welcome! I can tell you'll get along here just fine.

Here's a few tips:
1) Think twice before replying to Prospero in any Current Event threads
2) Despite what you may hear, the Sith players are not all cold-hearted bastards. That's just Sreeya when she's hungry.
3) Don't feed the Bac. He bites.

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

sup

 

[Wess]

*Fixes his hat*

Welp, Oncaro you hold him down. I'll go'n talk to the folks 'bout gettin' us some chickens and some of the gals'll throw the tar on the fire fer us.

. . .

Seriously though. Welcome to the site, my fellow new person! I hope you have an awesome time here.

Thanks, haha~ Though chickens? lmao

Welcome! I can tell you'll get along here just fine.

Here's a few tips:
1) Think twice before replying to Prospero in any Current Event threads
2) Despite what you may hear, the Sith players are not all cold-hearted bastards. That's just Sreeya when she's hungry.
3) Don't feed the Bac. He bites.

:o Thanks. Are these all GMs? haha

sup

'sup

 

[Nor'baal]

Salutations traveller.
Welcome to our humble abode.

 

[Vixus PriX]

Welcome fellow noob!

 

[Chairdor]

Howdy

 

[Srota]

Welcome to the site, feel free to ask any questions of myself or anyone here, we're all pretty friendly here.

 

[Ush]

:o Thanks. Are these all GMs? haha

Dear god no. The Admins (there aren't any GM's here) would really have effed up if Pros was one of them xD

 

[Noctyr]

:bitchez

 

[Aaronofaaronland]

*finishes tying his noose* Say what? No...I wasn't preparing this for anyone....:D Welcome new person....!! :D

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Ahoy hoy and welcome, don't worry we don't do lynchings...we just eat the new guys.

Tee hee just kiddin' *promptly kicks half-eaten leg under the table* Welcome to the family, its nice to have more new mea-faces yep that's it. :CScool

 

[The Classiest Hobo]

Ahoy hoy and welcome, don't worry we don't do lynchings...we just eat the new guys.

Tee hee just kiddin' *promptly kicks half-eaten leg under the table* Welcome to the family, its nice to have more new mea-faces yep that's it. :CScool

. . .

You played that off as cool as the core of the sun, brother.

And as the slightly less new guy, I'm suddenly wandering just what was in that sampler dish I was given when I first got in.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

. . .

You played that off as cool as the core of the sun, brother.

And as the slightly less new guy, I'm suddenly wandering just what was in that sampler dish I was given when I first got in.

Well the meat is secret, with a side of fava beans and chianti fuhfuhfuhfuh. :CSly

 

[Kaane]

. . .

You played that off as cool as the core of the sun, brother.

And as the slightly less new guy, I'm suddenly wandering just what was in that sampler dish I was given when I first got in.

...Oh crap...anyone seen my missing kidney?

 

[Liam]

Here's a few tips:
1) Think twice before replying to Prospero in any Current Event threads
2) Despite what you may hear, the Sith players are not all cold-hearted bastards. That's just Sreeya when she's hungry.
3) Don't feed the Bac. He bites.

He's not joking. These are all extremely valuable tips.


Welcome to the site, mate!

 

[Raif]

He's not joking. These are all extremely valuable tips.


Welcome to the site, mate!

Yeah, #3 was the only one that was an outright joke. #1 can save you some serious psychological scarring, and #2 is just common sense.