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Viggy

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jars full of dead babies, stacked in neat piles of 5 on the shelves in my basement behind the lumber pile."

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Viggy

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foot come out my ass."

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Lobster

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a Sammich.



"Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and myself founded empires; but what foundation did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded an empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for..."
 

Ark

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Gay butt sex with Jesus


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a Sammich

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Viggy

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and always use a condom."

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Lobster

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a Sammich


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Ways to win at Bingo." (I dunno.)

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Viggy

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the lumberjacks are coming!" (arent i just so clevar with my pun and stuff?)

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Ark

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at band camp.

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Jetzt

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...a large penis battering me from behind.

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Fynar

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...a large penis battering me from behind.

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screwing my mom tomorrow night.



after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my....
 

Ark

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(I am not going to answer lobster's quote, but it was only funny the first time man.)
 

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..to leap into an acid pit, thus not being?"

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Johnnysaurus Rex

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-doesn't mean it is acceptable for you to **** a walrus.


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"...Except when im not."

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