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He looks out the window.
An old man looking out the window.
There’s a quote in there somewhere…but this old man ain’t bright enough to think of one.

So he gazes, stares, looks—tries to find a word that means more than itself, more than the sum of its parts, like stories in books.
Like a Ranger’s blaster, a Ranger’s badge.

He has one, has the other.
They’re both in his coat.
That long, black, dirty, dusty duster…
And in some ways the Ranger’s jacket is like that blaster, like that badge, losing hope.
Have I lost it all already..?

An old man looks out the window.
What does he see?
His past is out there, out in the stars that pass that window by, drifting like salt on a black sky.

Those memories, like that salt, just right, sometimes too much.
They tickle the tongue, make the old man smile.
Then he frowns, creases the creases in his face, old age so vile.
There’s a tear in my eye…if it falls…it falls for you, Aemi…not for me...

The Ranger had already fallen.
Already landed on a new world.
Now he was in the transit tube, in the transport train, gazing out a window, wondering where it all went wrong.

Ah well…
The Ranger sighs, looks away, takes out a bent cigarette, a silver lighter with a black cowboy hat, then spots the ‘No Smoking’ sign.
He sighs—twice now, but an old man’s allowed.

“One more. One last damn Dagger, pardner, and that’s it, that’s all…”


The old man, Zad Ruzed, saw stars pass by once again.
He looked ahead, saw a great white dome, it was big, but the partner beside him came from a world filled with domes.

This ain’t a dome, a Ranger thinks as the city comes closer, grows bigger, soon to gobble him up.
It’s a graveyard…for the last bastard who killed my woman.
And so much else, he knew, but right now his woman was the only one, an old man's only lover.

A Ranger holds a gold badge, a pistol’s hilt, but squeezes one more than the other.

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“The last one,” Zaia agreed as she looked at the dome coming up ahead. The last Dagger was in there somewhere, and they would find him, settle the scores. It was personal for both, but perhaps more so for one than the other.

Soon the tram arrived at the station, and the Ranger and the Mandalorian would get off. Zaia checked her datapad for one last glance at the map, already having picked out a destination for the pair. There was no time to waste.

“Alright. I have to admit I don’t know a lot about this Dagger, and I’m glad I don’t.” She glanced at her partner. “But being in a syndicate like that one, I’ll bet some do. Let’s give the police a visit.”

It was a pretty significant change from the usual routine. Normally Zaia would try to avoid the authorities, because on some planets that she visited, they would question her about her armor and weapons and she had to explain a million times that she was a Mandalorian and that removing them was like making someone take off all their clothing, and would they like that if it happened to them? That normally shut them up, but then she still had to deactivate everything and it was a pain.

Today would be different, though. They would be the ones asking for information, and not the other way around. And with Zad’s status as a Ranger, they would hopefully be entitled to more than most.

So when they finally arrived at the station, Zaia opened the door for Zad, and in they went, greeted by a young Aqualish with a datapad.

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In some ways, Gravenell was like a city on the beach, which would explain the ocean in the Ranger’s head.

Sevenmoon was a rock, a lump of brown coal, maybe—Zad was no poet.
His eyes were dimming, he allowed them to, but he could see over it.

The black space now left behind, there between the stars, dark between the light.
That was the ocean, the vast sea, and Sevenmoon was the beach.

No Mandalorian would have to tell a Ranger twice as he looked away from looking into the distance, which turned out to be a viewscreen of an ocean.

“You got it, hoss.”

Gravenell City…are you the place?

The Ranger nodded, looked back, blew smoke from a cigarette, peered through the lie.

Are you the place where an old man goes to die?

Walking the corridors that served as city streets was like walking through a maze.
Or catacombs.
There’s that graveyard again—not grave.
The Ranger already filled what graves he could before today.

Boots are dull thuds on the floor; floor beaten by hooves from a herd, but polished the same eggshell white as the egg the floor was in.
Probably, there was a quote in there somewhere too, but the Ranger was an old man and fresh out of eggs.

“Scuse me,” he excuses himself after bumping into a brown-eyed brunette on the way to the station.
He couldn’t pinpoint why, didn’t have a laser on his iron, wasn’t his iron, not really, but anyway there was something in her eye.
You’ve seen that look before, Zad Ruzed.
But the Ranger couldn’t remember so her eye left his head.

In the station, Zad looked around and felt like he was at home.
I could run this…

“No smoking, sorry!”
said an Aqualish.

Ahem,” Zad ahem’d, went to stub his cigarette out.

“That’s not an ashtray, sorry!”

Ahem.”
The Ranger found his quarry.

“Howdy,” Zad smiled, flashed those teeth.
A Ranger's favorite part.
Flashed his badge.

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“Ranger, hey? You’ll want to link up with Sergeant Ki’dut! He runs the Ranger Division here In District 9 Area 51 Sector 66 Zone Twelveteen Territo—”

But by then the Ranger and the Mandalorian were out of earshot.

They knocked on a door, were allowed in, and came face to helm with a Mandalorian sitting on the other end of a desk.

Su’cuy, Ranger!”
Saluted a Mandalorian in purple black beskar.


“...Oh sh—”

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The Aqualish was nice enough, but the pair had more important things to do than listen to him ramble on about the exact district-area-sector-zone-territory they were in. So Zaia had simply nodded at whatever he was saying and followed Zad to the office of Sergeant Ki’dut, whose name sounded an awful lot like—

“You’re Clan Hippo.”
Zaia’s jaw practically dropped, and she was glad that her face was hidden behind her helmet because out of all places, this was the last place she’d expected to find one of them. But the fact that they’d been doing business with the Daggers back on Endor…

“That’s right! And how can I help you today?”

“We’re looking for some information on the Daggers’ presence on Sevenmoon.” She decided to be direct. Fortunately, the hippo seemed happy to answer.

“Oh. My clan’s had a bit of trouble with them recently. Not good,” he commented, looking through the datapad on his desk. “Let me see… da-da-da, right here! Folder labeled Daggers… oh, that’s strange. I could swear we had a file on them last week. I looked into it myself!” Zaia exchanged a glance with Zad.

“Is there… something wrong?”

“There’s nothing in the folder, burc’ya. Sorry.” The hippo shrugged. “I thought we had some info on them though…” He put a hand to his chin. “Last thing I remember— or thought I remember— was something about a suspected base in Corporate Sector. No evidence to support it. But it doesn’t look like that’s even in the database, so take it with a grain of salt.”

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Zad looked left and right at the walls but not quite.
He might have looked like he was looking for a fly but, nope, not tonight.

He was trying to find out where the heck that music was coming from.
Drums. Guitar. Bump. Twang. Do. Done. Did, Zad.

“What’s with the tunes?”

“Huh?”

Zad looked left and right.
“The music? You can’t hear it?”

“What music?”
He looked speechless.
Plus he had a visor.

Right, left.
“Am I—”

“Anyway you can check in with Lieutenant Klump from here.”

Zad was still stuck somewhere between “burger” and “salt”.

“He’s our head of Herglic Division.”


Zad exchanged a look with Zaia.
“...You mean a Herglic who's head of a division..?”

“Nope, nope, he’s a Zabrak who’s head of our Herglic Division.”
Sergeant Ki’dut gave a look like he had just said that ten seconds ago.
Granted, a Mandalorian couldn’t emote, but the black visor said it all.
“Yeah turns out our Herglic community has had a nasty case of shrinkage— and this Mandalorian Ranger ain’t talkin’ ‘bout population size, neither, if you get my burger, burc’ya.”

Neither the Ranger nor the Mandalorian did.
“...And we need to see him because..?”

“...”


"???"

"Yeah I'll have Sanders patch ya through to Corporate Division."


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Questions burned in Zaia’s mind as she tried to process what the hippo was telling them. Why is a Zabrak in charge of a Herglic Division? Why do we have to see him? Hold on— Corporate Division? I thought we were going to Herglic Division— before the same Aqualish from before peeked in the door.

“Sanders at your service! I hear I’m nee—”

“Take these two to whoever’s in charge of Corporate Division. They’ve got some questions, and I reckon they’re not about Herglics.” Somehow even through his visor, Sergeant Ki’dut managed to flash them a look. Looking bummed at being interrupted again, the Aqualish beckoned for the pair to come along and brought them to another room. This time the walls were adorned with pictures of Herglics, though upon a closer look Zaia realized that they were all the same one. What?

“Welcome, folks. Take a seat! I’m Lieutenant Klump, head of the Herglic and Corporate Divisions. What can I do for you?” asked a Zabrak. Zaia didn’t understand how those two were even related, but she thought better than to ask as she picked a chair and sat down.

“We’re looking for information on members of a criminal group called Daggers somewhere in the corporate sector.”

“Give me a moment.” Zaia nodded, waited for a bit, but the Zabrak didn’t say anything as he clicked through his datapad. Music began to play, and she waited a little longer, another minute, two minutes…

“Have you found anything?” Klump practically jumped out of his seat.

“So sorry! This ad had some killer music. Got stuck on it. Wanna take a listen?”

“…We’ve been listening the whole time.”

“…Sorry. Daggers coming up!” Zaia looked at Zad, and wondered how this police station was even operating.

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That other music was pretty good.
This other music? Not so much.

Zad didn’t know where to begin.
He wasn’t alone as he took a look at the kid.
Zaia was a woman grown but even her ears must be bleeding like his.

“Donut?”
The Corporate Herglic Division Commander held out a tray while the pair would wait.

"Aren't those cookies?
The Ranger blinked.

“Huh? Oh, sorry, wrong tray. Donut?”

Zad blinked at that one too.
Unfortunately the Ranger wasn’t in the mood for crackers either.
"Nah, I'll pass.”
Casts Zaia a look.
Wishes he had Jedi powers.
Is this happening or has this old man gone the way of the donut?

“Got ‘em! Here ya go, amigo!”
Computer monitor swivels around to show the Ranger and the Mandalorian their target.

“Those are knives.”

“Oho!”
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“Here ya go, amigo!”

“Hmmm…”
An old man rubs his chin.
“Kid, there might not be much on the Daggers…”
There wasn’t. The criminal records were slim to none, except for one record that showed a suspected Dagger lieutenant being arrested at a casino.
Unfortunately the word above that lieutenant’s name read “Deceased”.
The casino, however, was still alive.
“I think we got our donut…”
Queue the tray.
“Let’s go.”

Outside the station, Zad lets out an old man’s sigh, looks at Zaia, shakes his head.
“If I have nightmares about Mandalorian Herglic Hippo Rangers, shoot me in my sleep.”
He’d do the same for his partner in a heartbeat.

“Hold up. Got a call. Unknown. Ha. Lemme put this on speaker this’ll be good bet it’s those damn Corellian hairdryer scammers again already got me outta three hundred cred— This is Ruzed?”
“Su'cuy, Ranger! Guess who!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“That’s the one! Say, burger buck, forgot to ask ya if in yer galactic gallivantin’ you’ve heard of a buckethead named Kesbar?”
“Nope. Why?”
“Vod’s my vod.”
“That a song?”
“Hm?”
“Huh?”
“What?”
“The kriff? No, Kesbar’s my bro, yo!”
“Oh.”
“Yeah it’s the darndest thing. Some sick people out there I tell ya.”
“Yeap.”
“So yeah so some damn dirty di’kut karking nerfkriffer catches my vodbrother off guard—“
“Oh?”
“—Knocks him out—“
“Uh huh.”
“—Takes his beskar’gam—“
“Oh…”
“—And leaves him naked ‘cause Clan Hippo’s creed—“
“...”
“...”
“—Clan Ortolan—“
“…”
“…”
“—Nipples on a breastplate—“
-Click-

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“Yeaaah, I’m good.” While she said no to the “donuts”, she did appreciate the gesture. They hadn’t gotten a lot of information out of the Herglic-Corporate Divison head, but they did have a place to start. A casino called The Pool… hmm.

She was thinking about that when she made her way out of the building and Zad got a call.

“Who is it?” She got her answer soon enough. Out of all people, Sergeant Ki’dut and the man they’d stole the armor from were brothers? Zad hung up, but she couldn’t help a smile. “It’s a small galaxy out there. He’ll get his beskar’gam back. Hopefully.”

The casino was back the way they came, and on the way there she couldn’t help wondering about what they were going to do with the last Dagger when they found him. Zad had taken care of the others, but they couldn’t just commit murder in broad daylight. Yet she still didn’t want him in prison, with all the chances to build up his influence again. What if he founded a Daggers 2.0?

“Focus on the casino first,”
she murmured to herself as they approached it. It was quite grand on the outside, and she glanced at Zad. “This place looks like a palace, doesn’t it? No wonder people spend so much time in there.” Spice, gambling, and drinking, it seemed like the ultimate place for a Dagger to hide out. Whoever was running it would certainly be making loads of credits, but if a Dagger was arrested in there, it couldn’t have been them. It had to be someone else… and maybe they had something to do with that “deceased” label above the man’s head.

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The casino looks like a palace.
“Yeap,” Zad said, echoing the thoughts that exit Zaia’s head.

“Callous.”
A Ranger clears his throat.
“Don’t know why I said that. Just felt like I needed to…say it.”
He blinks. His eyelids try to stick. He blinks himself out of it.
Do. Done. Did.

“I hate casinos.”

The Ranger had been in one casino that had devolved into a shootout because shootouts at casinos were just generally the thing to do.
Flamingos?

“Whoever’s in charge of this Poolhouse can keep it. I just need to know where the head is.”
His eyes rove the casino floor, spot a restroom.
Not that head.
“So I can cut it off.”

The Ranger recognizes that he voiced that out loud that time, but he doesn’t look back, moves ahead of his partner, moves along.

The restroom was one way and the reception desk was the other.
A Ranger does not need to pee but he does need to be received.
“I need to speak to the owner of this casino, please.”
Casual cigarette, not lit, resting on a lip.
Sees a smoking sign: Lights it.

“Are you the plumber, mate?”
Was it the black leather duster that gave him away?

Favorite part.
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“Howdy, friendo.”

“Ranger, hey?"
What might have been the di'kut's supervisor stepped over, saw the badge, glued his gaze.
"All right, checks out. Follow me.” He smiled. "I'll take you to the owner. This way."

The Bothan looked friendly enough as he gestured toward a backroom on the first floor and to the right.
Looks like a private lounge. Not so private now.

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“I don’t like ‘em either.” Zaia shrugged, then followed Zad in. His next comment was surprising, and not what she’d expect from him, but he didn’t break a beat and moved in front of her. Well, I guess we can kill him after we get the information we need. If he's the Dagger.

She watched as her partner flashed his Ranger badge, and once again he had the special access he needed to get in the backroom. The Bothan didn’t say anything about her or to her, and her logic was that if he didn’t say she couldn’t go in, then she could. And no one stopped her when she did.

Inside were a group of four Anselmi playing sabacc on a table in the middle of the lounge. They were laughing and drinking and didn’t even seem to notice the Ranger and the Mandalorian enter the room. It was only when the Bothan knocked on the door that they turned their heads, the smiles at one of their friends’ last jokes still on their faces.

“The Ranger wants to meet the owner,” said the Bothan, and the Anselmi looked at each other until one of them spoke up. They didn’t look so happy now.

“I keep the place running… so you could say I’m the owner,” he said, standing up to give the pair a bow. “How may I be of assistance?”

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Here we are again, my friend.
Hang on…wait a sec…


A Ranger holds his head, has a headache.
…Ain’t it always…’pardner’? “Partner?”
A Ranger doesn’t know what he thinks, doesn’t know what he says.

“Hold up a sec…”
But it’s too late.
Zaia was already in front, suddenly leading the way, as the Mandalorian and the Ranger breach the gate.

Somethin's . . .

There’s an Anselmi and salami on a plate.
Zad squints his eyes, scrunches his face.
C’mon, old man, get it into shape!

“I got ques—”
An old man coughs as though an old man forgot to cough that mornin'.
Here we are again…Zad Ruzed…
“—Questions. Ahem.”
A Ranger clears his throat for an old man like a soldier’s best friend.

“I guessed,” an Anselmi shrugs, chews the cud of his salami.
“What kinda questions…Rangerrr?”
Cocks the brow of the stranger.

“Ruzed. Zad Ruzed.”
Steps forward, then to the left.
Four Anselmis in a room but suddenly a Ranger has lost interest.
Looks at a wall.
Normally boring but right now not at all.

“Somethin’s…”

. . . Not right . . .


A Ranger sighs, blinks beneath the light.
“...Wrong with this picture…”
It was a portrait on a wall.
“A desert's sunrise should never be crooked.”
Straightens it, cocks a brow at as the wall behind the portrait makes a -click-.
Turns around.
Smiles, but it’s a frown that’s upside down.

. . . With my . . .

"Sometimes a cowboy needs to ride his horse from sunrise to sunset…”

Lights a cigarette.
Blows smoke.
“And he can’t do that if he can’t see the sunlight…”

Steps forward, looks between salami and Anselmi, they look between him and the Mandalorian.
They get Dangerous Ranger eyes but she gets a disguised glance toward the wall.
They discover that something's wrong with all this and it's probably more Anselmi than salami.

“What can you tell me about the Dagger who was arrested in this establishment's greedy little hall?"


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Zad flipped the painting. Click. The Anselmi’s eyes were glued on him the whole time, and they stood up. Whatever smiles were on their faces were long gone, but they couldn’t get out of this now without giving anything away. Zaia’s hand rested on the holster of her blaster, and after a quick glance in her direction he thought better than to try dodging the question.

“The Dagger…” He voice was strained, and it sounded forced. “Or who you call a Dagger, was innocent. There are no Daggers here. There never were, never will be.” While no heads were turned, eyes blinked and met behind the speaking Anselmi, and Zaia knew that the man was lying.

“The truth, please.” She moved a little bit closer. “I wouldn’t lie to a Ranger if I were you. You’d be in much more trouble than you already are.” The room was utterly silent, and after a moment the Anselmi finally gave in. His tone was reluctant, but she could tell from the others’ reactions that what he was saying now was true.

“Alright. The Dagger was here for a meeting with his boss. He… disagreed about the alliance with Lady Per— the Hutt, but the boss wouldn’t hear it. So he pulled some strings and had the Dagger arrested, and rumor has it that he ended his own life in jail.” I doubt that’s the case.

“We had nothing to do with it. Our sole job is to keep this place running. Please, don’t report us.” For some reason they were now looking at her.

“That’s at the discretion of the Ranger.” She tilted her head in Zad’s direction. “But where can we find this Hutt?”

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A Ranger had lost his gun, engraved.
He had one, but it wasn’t the same.
Still, he wondered if the Anselmi was fast, reckoned a Ranger was faster.
Even though he lost his blaster playing a Yautkan’s hunting game.

Zaia Krodas.
An old man was glad to have a gal like her watching Zad’s back.
A Ranger didn’t need to crack teeth, not yet, as a Mandalorian made the truth bleed.

An old man was old, tired of saying how old he was on that note and then some.
One thing he never tired of was a face, was a name.
Perla the Hutt.
Her flabby face was most certainly in the Sector Rangers’ database.

“Hutt’s upstairs,”
shrugged a salami.
“Same place I’d be if I was running a casino…”
He wasn’t a liar.
He had that same look that Sergeant Ki’dut had on his visor.

“Fair enough, friendo.”
Though his only friend in the room was a Mando.
His worst enemy was neither Anselmi nor salami.
More like a headache that might yet crack teeth.

Smoke blows.
Nose sniffs.
Aching joints.
Computer chip.
Bones upset.
Rhymes climb but don’t clang just yet.
Method to the madness.
Madness to the method.

Fingers stroke a painting’s frame; black as ebony, bright as gold on a sunny day.
Portrait of a desert, and a Ranger remembers riding it, remembers riders dying in it.

“Let him ride a horse…”
A weathered veteran mumbles to himself, strokes that frame like a black mare’s mane.
Or maybe a Zabrak's face...
“...He’s a rider, ain’t he..?”

He turns, a gunslinger’s gaze from eyes that burn.
“Now buzz your boss to expect two new guests, no bench, no wait.”
He had their attention.
“If you don’t, this Ranger’s calling GCPD cavalry to crack open that wall behind me and kick the dust off every dirty secret inside. Capiche?”

Zad didn't care about them, didn't care about what was hidden.
He cared about an old friend, a lover he'd never see again.
But I'll take the next best.

"..."
"..."
"..."

-BUZZZZZ!-

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The buzzer sounded, and Zaia fixed her gaze on the Anselmi.

“If they don’t let us through, you’ll have a big problem on your hands.” The man shrugged, glancing at a screen and then back at the Mando-Ranger pair.

“I don’t think the guards’ll be the ones who you have to worry about. But that’s just silly old me. What do I know?” With that, he sat back down, and Zaia glanced at Zad for a moment. I wonder what that’s supposed to mean.

But they wouldn’t find out by standing around, and she subtly tilted her head in the direction of the door before heading out herself.

The way up the stairs was uncontested. The Weequay at the bottom of the stairs, clearly having received the orders, let them through. As for the Trandoshans at the top, they were engaged in one large fist-fight that Zaia was glad she had no place in; surely at least one would be seeing some seashells in their sleep soon enough. She saw a credit or two on the floor and figured that those were what that was about. It was hard to believe that a few years ago, she might have been doing the same.

“Alright, partner. Time to meet the Hutt.” She took a breath and stepped into the room before she realized that they were interrupting something.

Oops.

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