Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

[Ka'ra'yc]

Spoiler: Music

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It had been awhile since Guerilla Group had time to rest and relax after a job. There were many of their number that walked on their knuckles towards the ruckus drinking establishment ahead. People were outside puking from drinking excessively and the music was booming from inside.

Ka'ra'yc swaggered at the front of his group of gorillas and approached the cantina. People got out of the way for the large mercenaries. Everyone except an individual that by all accounts appeared to be a burly local. They gulped nervously as Ka huffed out of their nostrils, easily outweighing the man by a thousand pounds. "Drink?" the man asked before stepping aside to allow access to the bar counter. Ka replied with a grunt that would seem to satisfy the stranger enough to leave the Kordans alone.

"Bring your strongest drinks and your largest mugs." He ordered from the bartender directly. The droid drink distributer was not intimidated or at least was better at hiding it. Regardless, it was going to carry out its programming and begin serving its customers.

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[Book]

Gorilla grunt, Book said. Leader would know. Weak things every where wouldn't. How would they? Book smarter and better than them. Silly non-books. Drink came. Book drank. Drink burned, drink gross, but drink make Book feel good. Excited gorilla grunt, she said, slamming his large, heavy fist on the counter. It was enough to shatter the rest of the glasses on the bar. Bar tender would know. If bartender didn't, Book would smash, or pew. It had been a while since Book smashed or pewed.

 

[Uneedth Vhett]

Walking in with leader. He beat chest aggressively, he said. Small hairless monkey weak. They no get drink. Drink for Une and frends. Leader get drink. Une drink drink. Drink good. Drink make Une warm. Excited slurred gorilla grunt, he said. Book smash counter. Counter no break. Une smash counter. Counter crack. He beat chest in victory, he said.

 

[Ka'ra'yc]

"Three cups of boga noga" The droid said and served the three kordan mandalorians in mugs the size of an average human's head. They wisely went about pouring a second round immediatly. Ka'ra'yc drank the mug in one swift gulp and dropped the still heavy, but now empty, mug a few milimeters off the surface of the bar counter.

Ka'ra'yc did the quick math in his head. He was burdened with glorious knowledge and he used it to calculate how much money it would cost to purchase a keg of the boga noga. Reaching into a pocket he pulled out a pre-portioned pouch of credits and set them on the counter next to his empty mug. "For a keg." His deep voice rumbled over the sound of the music.

The droid bartender hesitated and looked perplexed but could do nothing but stand back as the Vhett mandalorian reached over the counter and unhooked the relatively 'fresh' keg from the connection to the hose. "Wait. You need keg tap." The bartender protested. But Ka had thought of that and used a vibroblade to then shotgun the entire keg. Some of it spilled out over the sides of his humongous mouth and foam splashed as he drank the alcoholic drink. Once it was empty Ka released the keg and proceeded to stand on top of it, balancing perfectly while proudly beating his chest in a show of dominance.

Dice to chug: 98/100 rousing success

 

[Book]

Book not care about leader for a moment. Unuggugg challenge Book. Book answer in kind. Punch face, he said, sending a massive fist into the Uneedth's ape face. Book weaken cowner for other ape, ape not take Book victory. One hit not enough. Book punched with his left hand this time. Again for the other Kordan's face.

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[Uneedth Vhett]

Une was help book. Counter stood up to fellow Kodan. Then Une felt fist hit him. He spit out loose tooth. It was weak tooth it no deserve to be in mouth. As he turned to speak to book fist 2 hit his face. This made Une mad. Une grabbed stool and slammed into book, he said. Then charged him to fight like true Kodan. Punch chest, he said.

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[Book]

Uneugug think stool hurt Book? No ape hurt Book. Stool smashed over Book, but Book's massive arms blocked the stool because stool was weak, like other Kordan that needed help smashing cowner. The chest punch went through, but only because Book was already on the offsensive again with two more pounds of his massive fists to Uneugug's chest. Double punch chest, he said.

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[Uneedth Vhett]

Book thunk he scared Une by blocking. Une fist make contact. Une got double punch. Beat Chest, he said. Une no like Book think he stronger. They equal strength. This has always been case. Double Chest Kick, he said. If he succeeded he would try to land on book and Beat chest in victory, he said.

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[Book]

Book knew double kick was coming. He side step. Book brought out hard book. Hard book smash into Uneugug's chest. Book hard iron, stronger than glow sword. Une would fall. Une would be mounted by Book's massive feet. Gorilla roar, he yelled in Une face. He beat his chest with book. Book not more powerful than Une, but Book with book most powerful. It clear.

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[Uneedth Vhett]

Une missed double foot kick. Book was prepared. Book avoid. Book metal book hit Une in chest. Cry out in pain, he said. Une fall to floor. Book step on Une. He scream in Une face like Une baby Kordan. Une screamed back at Book. Book no win yet. Uppercut, he said. Une no quit until Une know he lost. Book no decide when Une lose.

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[Ka'ra'yc]

"More!" He said loudly over the commotion. The droid knew what he meant and began moving to get a fresh keg from the back. While Ka waited he continued to balance perfectly ontop of the empty keg whilst watching his brothers have a disagreement.

"Haha yes!" he laughed as the two broke out into a fight. The crack in the counter was sizeable and had been the cause of their brawl. Ooos and Aaahs from the Kordan's lips were uttered at each swing and strike. He watched back and forth like it was no different than a holo-flick. The use of Book's metallic tome and the defiant roars of Uneedth hyped Ka'ra'yc up to the point he was hopping up and down on the keg using it like a harsh pog-stick resulting in a klang sound with each hop.

"Knock it off." An orange and purple skinned alien hollered from his large booth off to one side. Their deep voice was a different timber than Ka'ra'yc's. "This isn't that kind of cantina." The Houk was wearing a uniform for the a Taanab Agreoecological Cooperative but he was clearly off duty. There were a few others, similarly dressed who had probably just gotten off work or were looking to let off a little steam.

"Then find the right kind." Ka'ra'yc said evenly and hoisted the recently arrived fresh keg into the air. The server droid was lifted off the ground for a moment since they had yet to let go of the dolly. The bartender safely landed on the ground and scurried back behind the bar. But the Kordan repeated their previous action and shotgunned a second keg. This one a little slower than the second. The mandalorian monkey was definitely feeling the booze now. He began to use the two kegs like platform shoes, walking around the bar to follow his gorilla brothers with the best seat in the house.

Klang Klang Klang Klang​

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Dice to chug round 2: 67/100 success

 

[Book]

Une had good idea. Upper cut Book. Book lost tooth. GORILLA ROAR, he said. Book pound both fists, one with the book, down into Une's chest, hopping up and down so kick the Kordan too. Book liked that tooth. Now tooth is gone and free. Book hopped off Une. Beat chest, he said.

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[Uneedth Vhett]

Une uppercut work. Une take tooth from Book. Book and Une even now. Book roar at Une. Book then began banging fist and the book into Une chest. He then jump up and down kicking Une. Gorilla Cough, he said. Book beat chest. Une slowly stood up breathing heavy. He stared at Book. Gorilla Tackle, he said. As he slammed book into the cracked counter fully breaking it. Une to weak to stand up rolled over breathing like he run through forest.

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[Book]

Book crashed into counter. Counter break. Beer spill all over Book. Book gripped the book tightly, panting with exertion. Both Kordan win, there for, Kordan victory. Weak things scared of Kordan power.

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[Ka'ra'yc]

Ka'ra'yc breathed in and out rapidly making a sound of amusement at Book and Uneedth's display. But it seemed to disrupt the ambience the other patrons were looking for. A few people in the cantina had already left making room for the kordans to have their brawl. But the latest series of scraps back and forth were enough to make the houk make a stand.

"I think you and you're friends should leave." The large being pointed at the door with a girthy finger. Ka reached out with one bigger hand and wrapped his thick digits around the muscular limb of the purple and orange skinned alien. The next thing the T.A.C. employee would see is the sky as he was hurled through the door he had been pointing at a second ago and be lying flat on his back. The outdoor sign of the cantina flickered at the houk as they tried to catch the wind that had been knocked out of them.

The half dozen other T.A.C. consisted of a diverse group of aliens but each of them seemed to be buzzed, tired or not too excited about fighting one ton brawling machines. Still, some of them drew stun batons and other non-lethal weaponry. A twi'lek charged Ka'ra'yc bravely with an electric truncheon only for the gorilla to backhand him, sending him spinning across the cracked counter and into shelf of bottles.

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