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The Jester Cartel
What is The Jester Cartel?
The Jester Cartel is something special. In the vast criminal underworld, we are the new kid on the block. But this kid isn't weak. This kid will not be pushed around and trampled upon. This new kid on the block will soon own the whole block. We are an organization made up of some of the Galaxy's most brilliant minds, and despicable scum. We do not discriminate. We could care less for your morals, your force sensitivity, your political alignment, or your species. No, these things are petty. We care about one thing, and one thing only. Credits. Money. Cash. This is our mission, our desire, our calling in life. How do we make these precious credits? Spice. We are the producers, smugglers, distributors and dealers of the best Spice in The Galaxy. But the business does not end there.
The trade we have chosen for ourselves is a violent one. We have enemies everywhere. From the Hutts, to the Black Sun, to the Jedi, to The Sith and down to the pettiest of street gangs. Our life is not one without bloodshed. But this bloodshed is worth every drop to those who share our desires. Some will shed their own blood in our service, but all, will shed the blood of our enemies. All will bathe in credits either way.
We are small. We are growing quickly. Our network is spreading its tendrils across the Galaxy at an unrivaled pace, but for now, we are small. Because of this handicap, we are brutal. We are deadly. We bring a level of violence to the doorstep of our enemies that would make even the most hardened of Mandalorians cringe. You need balls to call yourself one of us. You must have a heart of ice and wits sharpened to a molecular level. This business is not for everyone, but those that are called to it, can gain pleasure from nothing else. So you ask "Who is The Jester Cartel?" We are. Us, those cast into the gutters of life by the privileged, but strong enough to stand back on our own two feet and take what is truly ours. Now we will take our place on top. Damn the Alliance! Damn The Imps! Damn The Hutts! We will take this Galaxy for our own. We shall bask in its glory and revel in our wealth as our enemies plead for mercy. They shall not have such pleasure.
We, are The Jester Cartel.
Structure of The Jester Cartel:
The Jester Cartel is a small brotherhood. We are not The Black Sun or The Hutts. We don't need legions of squabbling thugs to do our bidding. When we need dirty work done, we handle it ourselves, or we turn to our trusted associates. The rank structure of The Cartel is modeled and named after the body parts of a Jester. We are all one. We each serve a purpose, and together, we are unstoppable.
The Heart of The Jester (Kingpin, 1 at any given time): The Heart of The Jester is the Kingpin. The blood of our organization, our beloved Spice comes from them, and flows through them. Without them, the body would die.
The Right Hand of The Jester (Master Assassin, Enforcer, 2 at any given time): The Right Hand of The Jester must be a special kind of person. They do the real dirty work of The Jester. They serve the body, and manipulate the world around it by unleashing death and anguish upon those who would dare oppose it. They are our best killers, working in the shadows, feared and loathed by our enemies.
The Left Hand of The Jester (Lesser Assassin, Inquisitor, many at any given time): The Left Hand is also a manipulator, but through slightly different means. They are killers, like the right hand, but they kill with priority. They extract information from our enemies unfortunate enough to find themselves within our cold, unforgiving grasp.
The Mind of The Jester (Scientists, many at any given time): The Mind of The Jester is a key part of the body. They manufacture our product. They constantly search for new formulas, new highs and new cuts. They create the source of our wealth. Without them, the body would die.
The Fists of The Jester (Soldiers, Bounty Hunters, many at any given time): The Fists of The Jester are our sledgehammer where the hands are our scalpel. The obliterate our enemies and are paid handsomely for it.
The Eyes and Ears of The Jester (Spies, Informants, many at any given time): We are everywhere, we see every move, we hear every whisper. The Eyes and Ears of our body keep us informed, ever vigilant, ever listening.
The Legs of the Jester (Smugglers, many at any given time): The Legs of The Jester move our product to every corner of the Galaxies. They are the arteries through which our blood flows, they deliver our product and bring us money. They are essential to our body.
The Mouth of The Jester (Distributors, Dealers, Representatives many at any given time): The Mouth of the Jester is the medium from which our bad jokes are told to the Galaxy. They distribute our product, and acquire our precious money. The base of our organization.
Friends of The Jester (Associates and allies of all kinds): The Friends of The Jester are our trusted associates across the Galaxy. they are our comrades in our pursuit of wealth, despite lacking the privileged of being a part of our beautiful body. Despite their lack of official membership, they are essential to our power.
Members and Friends.
The Heart of The Jester: Jester Korvun
The Right Hand of The Jester: Ashton Drusus
The Left Hand of The Jester: Cedan Antlan
The Mind of The Jester: Emryl
The Fists of The Jester: [TO BE DETERMINED]
The Eyes and Ears of The Jester: Mok Kofola
The Legs of the Jester: Cymo, Belleza Te'sul
The Mouth of The Jester: Gar
Friends of The Jester (Associates of all kinds): Nephill Kilner, The Legion, Ar'Tre
Cartel Assets
The Heart of The Jester: Jester Korvun
The Right Hand of The Jester: Ashton Drusus
The Left Hand of The Jester: Cedan Antlan
The Mind of The Jester: Emryl
The Fists of The Jester: [TO BE DETERMINED]
The Eyes and Ears of The Jester: Mok Kofola
The Legs of the Jester: Cymo, Belleza Te'sul
The Mouth of The Jester: Gar
Friends of The Jester (Associates of all kinds): Nephill Kilner, The Legion, Ar'Tre
Cartel Assets
Credits: Currency is the source of our power and the motivation of our profession. We have this currency in droves and the amount is always expanding. The core treasury of The Cartel is estimated to be in the high millions if not billions, to include the personal wealth of Jester himself.
Fleet: At the present The Cartel has no official fleet. The space power of The Cartel is derived from the independent ships of our smugglers, mercs and soldiers. The Cartel itself sees no need to allocate funds towards such a purpose at this time.
Weapons and Armor: The Cartel pays its members and friends handsomely and sees no need to purchase weapons, armor or munitions. That is the responsibility of members and associates.
Bases: The Cartel does not maintain an official base of operations at this time. It posses several Spice laboratories, but their locations are known only to Jester and his smugglers. They are not significant enough in size or fortification to act as a base, and exert no form of planetary control. The Cartel prides itself on the ability to hold meetings anywhere in the Galaxy on a moments notice. Never can we stay in one place for too long, lest we become complacent.
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