**** the Police

[Lucid]

That's basically all.

 

[Crosby]

hmmmmm...

 

[Ush]

Lucid for President 2016.

 

[Tank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOlaxIbH0o

I think John Mulaney is one of my favorite comedians. Not sure if you were referring to this bit or not, but it's hilarious.

 

[Clayton]

That's basically all.

Did someone get pulled over?

 

[Arisalin]

I was about to say - was someone speeding? lol

 

[Padmé]

Twice this week, several cops drove past me and I was well- not going the speed limit, but didn't get a ticket.

Sucks to be you, Lucid. -.-

*hugz*

 

[Jax Vos]

Twice this week, several cops drove past me and I was well- not going the speed limit, but didn't get a ticket.

Sucks to be you, Lucid. -.-

*hugz*

Only you could bash someone and give him a hug.

Seriously man, what happened now?

 

[Lucid]

Did someone get pulled over?

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

 

[Padmé]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Double facepalm

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

KID: Yeah, screw the cops.

PATRICK JANE: Even for a midget villain like yourself, that's an untenable position. Every modern society has some kind of police force. It's like saying, screw the public transport system.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

 

[Nevermore]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Someone actually gave you a ticket for j-walking? Really?

That cop must have been having a bad day, because really, who has ever gotten a ticket for j-walking? Aside from you, obviously.

 

[Clayton]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Someone had a quota to fill.

 

[Shiuzu]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Man, it's a shame you got ticketed for doing something that you run the risk of getting a ticket from someone who was doing their job. Gawd what an asshole

 

[Ping]

Someone actually gave you a ticket for j-walking? Really?

That cop must have been having a bad day, because really, who has ever gotten a ticket for j-walking? Aside from you, obviously.

...I got one.

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

I got a ticket for j-walking when I went grocery shopping.

/facepalm

Don't jaywalk, dude. I want to run them the **** over.

 

[Omegilla]

In America, cops **** you.

Like so,

and so.

 

[Anjou]

In America, cops **** you.

Like so,

and so.

.....Wut?

 

[Clayton]

In America, cops **** you.

Like so,

and so.

1) Cops overdo a search on a man known to hide drugs up his butt, yeah...that department still sucks

2) Cops taze a man to stop him from running into a flaming building and seriously endangering his life

Yep, 2 is certainly a terrible choice the cops made.