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THE THORNE WATCH
President Emryc Thorne Proposes Senate Bill Restrictions, Makes Excellent & Intelligent Points
By Pootalina Thorne, Emryc Thorne Fan Club - Just Now

We all know that our beloved Emryc Thorne is more than a scrumptious piece of eye candy. The ISC President is inspiring, charismatic, debonair--but he is also incredibly intelligent. Just now at the time of this post, our cherished symbol of desire and respect shocked the Senate floor with a wonderfully thought out and logical proposal.

"He stepped forward to the podium, a beacon of confidence and power. I thought to myself, OMG OMG OMG! He's going to speak! And then he did! It was so moving that I honestly can't even remember what he said, only that I agree with it 110%!" Said one viewer who we interviewed just after the proposal had come through the broadcast. He, like the many subscribers of The Thorne Watch, is a loyal member of the Emryc Thorne Fan Club.

Another more composed interviewee ( though none the less enthusiastic ! ) was able to give those of us too enamored with Thorne's chiseled features a rundown of the points he presented tonight: "He basically shook a finger at the Senate for not staying true to their original purpose and proposed that bills, acts and the like which contain sweeping sanctions be abolished. I thought it was a very smart proposal. After the recent sanctions on the Sith which have devastated the economies of the Core, I thought it was very brave of him to stand up to the Senate for the sake of us little people who have no say in our government."

It is no surprise to me nor any other members of The Thorne Watch that our tall, dark, handsome, dashing, exquisite, strong (but tender), commanding, brave, charming, intelligent, absolutely fucking ripped, and debonair president of the ISC would be the one to present such a proposal. Hopefully one day, he'll have a different sort of proposal for us.

Stay tuned and keep refreshing your holonet browser because we will be keeping tabs on the Senate's reactions to this! And remember, if they are unable to understand the importance of supporting his proposal...you know what to do.

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THE THORNE WATCH
President Emryc Thorne Proposes Senate Bill Restrictions, Makes Excellent & Intelligent Points, cont.
By Pootalina Thorne, Emryc Thorne Fan Club - Just Now

As promised, we have an exciting update on tonight's Senate session! Based on reactions from attending senators and confirmed votes, we believe our Beloved's proposal will pass! There are a few unwise souls who seem skeptical, and the Wookie senator from Kashyyk even put forward an amendment!

The amendment put forward by Senator Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl[1] would change our Dear Emryc's proposal to allow sweeping sanctions if a two-thirds majority voted for it! Already Senator Isard, who wisely voted "yes" for the original proposal, has also wisely voted "no" on the amendment. We here at The Thorne Watch are glad to see that some of the New Republic senators are able to get over their jealousy of Emryc's fine physique, intelligent words, and prospering nation to see the value in this proposal!

Refresh those browsers and stay tuned for more updates because things are lookin' good for our favorite vegan hunk!

[1] pronounced [ A's - air - fff - how - rrr - hud - rrl ]

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