Would You Rather...

[Padmé]

Would you rather reside near a funeral home, cemetery or a stadium?

 

[Tristyn]

stadium

 

[Aberforth]

Are we supposed to start a chain?

Cemeteries are generally in nice neighbourhoods (close to school, library, town hall, boutiques, etc.), so I would go with that.
A stadium would be too noisy.
A funeral home, I wouldn't mind, but I would prefer the cemetery. :|

 

[Fen Vel]

Likewise, Cemeteries are generally nice places and well kept.

Would you rather live in the middle of nowhere or live somewhere so crowded you could barely move outside your house?

 

[Cassanova]

Likewise, Cemeteries are generally nice places and well kept.

Would you rather live in the middle of nowhere or live somewhere so crowded you could barely move outside your house?

Middle of nowhere. For sure.
Been there, done that.

Would you rather have a car that constantly breaks down, or have to ride a bike 10 miles every day?

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Ride a bike ten miles every day...its more reliable.

Live in a house that's built on an indigenous burial ground or live in a house that was built on the site of a Satanic ritual?

 

[Outlander]

Ride a bike ten miles every day...its more reliable.

Live in a house that's built on an indigenous burial ground or live in a house that was built on the site of a Satanic ritual?

Satanic Rituals. Modern Day Satanist are basically just Atheist.

Would you rather spend 150 years frozen on a colony ship, or live out the rest of your natural life on earth?

 

[Aberforth]

Earth. There are so many places I want to see with my own eyes...

Would you rather be an elementary school teacher or a high school teacher?

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Elementary/Primary school: High school/UK college kids have guns and knives these days.

Death by Snu-Snu or death by Seppuku?

 

[Bantha]

Death by seppuku.
Pink lemonade or iced tea?

 

[Clayton]

Iced tea.

Pepsi or diet coke?

 

[Galavant]

Iced tea.

Pepsi or diet coke?

Pepsi.

Ferret or weasel?

 

[Aberforth]

Weasel.

Skydiving or bungee?

 

[Noirceur]

Skydiving!
Undeserved fame or unrecognized talent?

 

[e_black162_2]

Undeserved fame, duh!

Watch Pulp Fiction with your grandma or The Care Bears movie with a 4 year old?

 

[Outlander]

Pulp Fiction with my Grandma. Watching it with a flamboyant southern woman would make it so much better.

Trapped in a first person shooter, or trapped in an Adam Sandler Romantic Comedy.

 

[Clayton]

First Person Shooter. It's far more merciful.

Sitting in a room with 1,000 spiders, or sitting in a room with 1,000 wasps?

 

[Oreus]

1000 spiders for sure.

No knees or no elbows?

 

[Outlander]

1000 spiders for sure.

No knees or no elbows?

Knees. I can play Video Games without them.

A persistent twitch in your left leg, or crippling pain in your neck every few weeks.

 

[Bantha]

Persistent twitch in my left leg.
Forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your life, or zip-up footie pajamas for the rest of your life?