Would You Rather...

[Tsunami]

Chicken Suit

Marvel or DC?

 

[Marcus]

DC (Batman ftw)

Colonoscopy or endoscopy?

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Colonoscopy, I'd rather a sore anus then a sore throat.

Use a sword or use a gun?

 

[Tsunami]

Gun, you could always have a bayonet.

Apache or F-22

 

[Andrewza]

Apache I can land it any where

Deathclaw or rancore

 

[Noirceur]

Deathclaw. Fallout ftw.

Dog or cat?

 

[e_black162_2]

Dog. Cats are rude and lazy. lol

Snake from MGS or Sam from Splinter Cell?

 

[Andrewza]

SANKE. Because the story is better and he would kick sams ass

 

[Andrewza]

killed by Vikings or Dutch

 

[MasterTyvokka]

killed by Vikings or Dutch

Vikings. Better to be killed by my ancestors back from the dead then the Dutch, me thinks.

Would you rather live at the bottom of the ocean or top of a mountain?

 

[Andrewza]

Spoiler: you chose the least painful one

At his trial, Gérard was sentenced to be brutally – even by the standards of that time – killed. The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, his heart torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off.[6]

Gérard's torture was also very brutal. On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed.[7][8]

Moutain. A small one though.
Orck or orke

 

[e_black162_2]

Orck. The spelling looks cooler.

Burning or freezing to death?

 

[Andrewza]

Freezing.

USMC Royal marines

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Royal Marines, Queen and Country and all that jazz. ;)

Death by Zulu or death by Aztec?

 

[Andrewza]

Zulu. They dont drag it out. Live a thousand years like a sheep or 1 day like a lion

 

[e_black162_2]

Thousand years like a sheep because that's a thousand years of lazy peace. The lion only gets 1 day of hunting disgusting animals and dies.

Sarlaac Pit or being trapped in a chair in a dark room 'til you die?

 

[Officiant]

Talk about Sophie's choice.... ummm the dark room? Both are equally unpleasant..?

Would you rather learn French or Spanish?

 

[Aberforth]

Neither, I speak both. :| I would like to learn Russian next.

Have a cat or a dog?

 

[Cassanova]

Dog (x2).

Be a giraffe with a sore throat, or an elephant with a sore foot?

 

[Bantha]

Giraffe with a sore throat.
Dress like a drag queen every day for a month go without electricity for a year?