Valentines Day

[Captain Kara]

LAst year's Valentine's day I knew a girl who unintentionally re-enacted the opening credits scene from Bridget Jones' Diary.

I told her to see a counsillor asap.

Gross, Boli that is really gross, even though it was unintentional. I hate normal valentine gifts, surprisingly. Why you ask? Flowers are stupid because they die too fast. Chocolates, unless, you spend ungodly amounts of money to buy good German or Swiss chocolates, I will not be appeased. Jewelry, if you get me jewelry you wasted money because I will lose rings and necklaces are annoyingly chunky or wasteful, earrings may work unless I lose them too. Just tell me you love me and I'll be satisfied and I don't need no crap. Though you should never be forced to tell someone you love them just because of a date on the calender.