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  1. Trenton Reed

    Tabloid Korda Six Destroyed | Galactic Bananas Shortage Ensues

    HANNA CITY, Chandrila — The Leeks at the Hyperlane Herald are now reporting to you that after the total bombardment of Korda Six - the homeworld of the simian Kordan species - that there economists have are now signaling alarm over the impending shortage of Kordan Bananas. Although the planet...
  2. Trenton Reed

    Tabloid Taanab Agroecological Assembles An Army

    xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx The Leeks has just gotten word that the Taanab Agroecological Cooperative has gotten their hands on a squadrons worth of military-grade walkers. More specifically, the AT-TE for All Terrain - Tactical Enforcer. These behemoths bear heavy firepower, are very...
  3. Trenton Reed

    Tabloid Droid Causes Person To Faint

    xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx Pictured above, an adorable Lothcat The Leeks has just gotten word that after a commercial advertising the Orautomatons newest droid model, the `ARAC-series Oranimal`; one person - a young boy and afraid of spiders - fainted after watching the commercial. We do...
  4. Trenton Reed

    Open Event Social Pod Racing Observartion

    "Sounds good" he replied when she said she has time. Trenton was too optimistic and energetic to be put off by Aska's gestures, not that he would understand the body language. Now that she accepted, Trenton would turn around and hold the microphone closer to him again as he would speak, after...
  5. Trenton Reed

    Open Event Social Pod Racing Observartion

    The Hyperlane Herald journalist has arrived not too long ago, he previously wrote a parody about the city of Theed allowing a Podrace in it's city limits not too long ago, he said he would be here and he is. He is wearing a nice outfit, he has a microphone in his hand and has a camera droid at...
  6. Trenton Reed

    Tabloid Podracing - Safe & Civilized Sport For a Civilized Age

    Podracing was once a sport known for being illegal in the Core Worlds, being mostly played in the Outer Rim. It was a bloodsport, people crashed and died in it. But that seems to be the case no more, as Theed - the capital city of Naboo - is hosting a big podrace. Although the ISC doesn't outlaw...
  7. Trenton Reed

    Tabloid The True Power Behind Blackwell

    That's right, the true power behind the technology megacorporation Blackwell Technologies is an astromech droid. First the question is how that's possible for a astromech droid, but we will fill you in on how that's possible and the evidence in favor. Firstly, while @Newton Arden is titled the...
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