Alien invasion

[Alex!]

If you heard that aliens were invading Earth on the news, what would you do?

 

[Kaeb]

Get my son and my daughter that I have a minimal relationship with and get our car which appears to be the only working car and drive across the interstate to get to Seattle.

On the way I'd stuff a greneade down their throats and take out their Shield System.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Go on a farce for the last few days of my life.

 

[Arm514ve]

Get my son and my daughter that I have a minimal relationship with and get our car which appears to be the only working car and drive across the interstate to get to Seattle.

On the way I'd stuff a greneade down their throats and take out their Shield System.

I see what you did there:CHappy:

 

[Ser Yorick]

Get my son and my daughter that I have a minimal relationship with and get our car which appears to be the only working car and drive across the interstate to get to Seattle.

On the way I'd stuff a greneade down their throats and take out their Shield System.

You didn't go far enough with that. It was almost funny, but fell short due to the lack of detail and overall effort.

 

[Dan.]

Get my son and my daughter that I have a minimal relationship with and get our car which appears to be the only working car and drive across the interstate to get to Seattle.

On the way I'd stuff a greneade down their throats and take out their Shield System.

Stuff grenade's down your childrens throats or the aliens? Misplaced modifiers there.

 

[The Lionheart]

Ransack the gun store, load up the Thunderchicken, drive cross-country and KICK SOME ASS!!!!!!!!!



...nah, I'd run my ****ing ass off. Might try to save a few people if I can, though.

 

[Sovereign]

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

 

[The Lionheart]

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

The first to turn... ...and the first they would make an example out of. :CShock:

 

[Ka've]

Rob a gun store, a car dealership, then fight it out.

 

[Project]

Stealing all your money off course... or what did you think?
;):p

 

[Jiang Winters]

If you heard that aliens were invading Earth on the news, what would you do?

I would sacrifice you to the aliens in the hopes that they'd leave the rest of us alone.

Oh, and if that failed? I'd call Gordon Freeman. And then join the resistance movement that his mere presence would indirectly start.

 

[Green Ranger]

Riot. Might as well live a little before the years of slavery.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Shed this human disguise and accept my award for 18 years of spying....


I mean...uh...hypothetically of course...

 

[Ka've]

Shed this human disguise and accept my award for 18 years of spying....

I'd kill you before I was killed

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

Shed this human disguise and accept my award for 18 years of spying....


I mean...uh...hypothetically of course...

Brother I was looking for you!

I mean! Uh... I'd uh have sex? and shoot things? That totally are not human. >_> <_<

 

[Ka've]

Brother I was looking for you!

I'd kill you both then

 

[Project]

I'll be part of Gordon Freemans Rebellion... and play Father Gregory!

 

[Ser Yorick]

I would sneak aboard the alien mothership and use their own technology against them to take out the invasion force by myself. One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves, now their last hope in their hour of need...

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

I get really drunk in area 51. Then my jewish father would tell me to get off the floor of area 51 because I'd catch a cold. This would then inspire a drunken epiphany to pair up with will smiff who will fly their captured space craft into the mother ship while I load a virus into their computer systems, because aliens use the exact same coding sequence and internet capabilities as we do, and their fire wall is shit enough to bridge the gap despite all their advanced technology to give the people of earth a 15 second window in which they have to blow up every single other ship on the planet. I would then launch a nuke into the mother ship and big willy would fly us away in an epic space chase scene where we narrowly avoid the giant closing doors and fly back home while smoking cigars.