Alien invasion

[Jiang Winters]

I would sneak aboard the alien mothership and use their own technology against them to take out the invasion force by myself. One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves, now their last hope in their hour of need...

Oh dear, it's Agent Simmons. Everyone, run, before he drops his drawers again.

 

[Kaeb]

You didn't go far enough with that. It was almost funny, but fell short due to the lack of detail and overall effort.

I tried.

 

[Random Hero]

I get really drunk in area 51. Then my jewish father would tell me to get off the floor of area 51 because I'd catch a cold. This would then inspire a drunken epiphany to pair up with will smiff who will fly their captured space craft into the mother ship while I load a virus into their computer systems, because aliens use the exact same coding sequence and internet capabilities as we do, and their fire wall is shit enough to bridge the gap despite all their advanced technology to give the people of earth a 15 second window in which they have to blow up every single other ship on the planet. I would then launch a nuke into the mother ship and big willy would fly us away in an epic space chase scene where we narrowly avoid the giant closing doors and fly back home while smoking cigars.

Jeff Goldblum did it.

 

[Galykia]

Get my son and my daughter that I have a minimal relationship with and get our car which appears to be the only working car and drive across the interstate to get to Seattle.

On the way I'd stuff a greneade down their throats and take out their Shield System.

That is a great idea for a movie. Maybe tom cruise could be in it, and then make the shittiest sequel ever.

I would kick the aliens in the face and tell them to go home.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Jeff Goldblum did it.

I am jeff Goldblum.

 

[Ols]

I would get my co-pilot, Goose, jump in our fighter jet and go training in the rocky mountains. We'd play some volleyball, I'd screw a blonde chick and we'd entertain a rivalry with Iceman. But then Goose would die and we would lose the competition to Iceman, but right when everyone would expect me to quit completely I'd come back just in time, with a new co-pilot who appeared in the film right at the start, to save Iceman from some MiGs over the ocean. Then the aliens would be ****ed.

 

[Viggy]

I would grab a BR and some plasmas, and FINISH THE FIGHT

 

[Random Hero]

I am jeff Goldblum.

You suck on Law and Order CI, we want Chris Noth back.

 

[Ser Yorick]

You suck on Law and Order CI, we want Chris Noth back.

No one wants Chris Noth back. We want Vincent D'Onofrio, and only Vincent D'Onofrio.

 

[Random Hero]

No one wants Chris Noth back. We want Vincent D'Onofrio, and only Vincent D'Onofrio.

I know, but Chris Noth was better that Goldblum.

 

[Phil]

First, I would make sure that by "Invading", they were coming here by force in a hostile fashion. For all we know, they could come peaceful and I would worry the military or the government would do something incredible stupid.

If they were hostile, I would worry that our technology would possibly not be enough to fight against them and find a safe place to hide with my loved ones and hopefully wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Hopefully, Gordon Freeman would be passing through on a detour and I would join his Resistance.

 

[Ser Yorick]

If they were hostile, I would worry that our technology would possibly not be enough to fight against them and find a safe place to hide with my loved ones and hopefully wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Blow over? If they were hostile and had more advanced technology (they would have to have better technology if they were space-faring) then waiting for it to "blow over" would be a very bad choice. A re-enactment of Signs is very unlikely.

 

[Random Hero]

Gather every nuke together and fire them all off at once. I'd rather destroy earth then let aliens take it over.

 

[Gabora]

I'd go to bed. That simple.

 

[Ka've]

I'd go to bed. That simple.

That is the lamest answer yet......:CStern:

 

[Dan.]

Realistically, I think I would run for a while and join any resistance movement.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Realistically, I think I would run for a while and join any resistance movement.

Run for a while? As in, away from your house?

 

[Thecomicbookbroad]

...I would convince them I'd make a good pet and flip off the earth that is sure to call me a turncoat...amongst other things.

 

[Captain Kara]

It would depend on what they want exactly. If they are just typical Alien Overlords, I would probably join in the drudgery of the inevitable slave force and work my up to Lord Slave then from there inspire the people to rebel before being incinerated by their evil ray guns from the 1950s.

If they wanted directions, I would offer to become navigator in hopes to escape the drudgery of my job. I would hope to learn their language and the maps of the universe in hopes to move up to Captain of my own ship.

If they were just there because they were peaceful and the government was mean I would join the Alien Support Protests and help destroy our own evil overlords.

 

[Billy]

Well, Iv'e always wanted to give my body to science.....;)