Confession

[The Agriculturist]

With this wave of people telling all sorts of truths about themselves, i feel it's time I do the same.

I'm not really an agriculturist.

I am an alien from an advanced civilization of the planet Salaxala in the Andromeda galaxy, here to prepare your species for our coming and inevitable domination of your planet, and enslavement of your entire population. I just spend my off hours here.

 

[DhehKappa]

I knew it! <.<'

 

[GABA]

Ughh...the scientologist's Xenu is real!! T.T

 

[Phil]

I was actualy expecting Agri to tell us he was not some 60 year old something guy and was really some 15 year old punkster who smoked alot.

I am dissapointed.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Waitaminute. I thought it was Bush's job was to weaken the human race in preperation for alien domination. What, did Agri take over for him after he left office or something?

 

[Ser Yorick]

Waitaminute. I thought it was Bush's job was to weaken the human race in preperation for alien domination. What, did Agri take over for him after he left office or something?

You fool, he is Bush!

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I knew this all along. I'm destined to stop him.

 

[Sovereign]

Are you gay as well?

 

[Jiang Winters]

You fool, he is Bush!

:CShock:

It... It all makes so much sense now... I think.

 

[DhehKappa]

I knew this all along. I'm destined to stop him.

I knew it! <.<'

Are you gay as well?

I kne -- Wait, what? <.<'

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

You fool, he is Bush!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE

:CShock:

 

[The Agriculturist]

I was actualy expecting Agri to tell us he was not some 60 year old something guy and was really some 15 year old punkster who smoked alot.

I am dissapointed.

Well you aren't all that wrong. I am an evil galactic warlord bent on the domination of your entire planet and all species inhabiting it, and forcing you all to be slaves and build my empire. And I smoke alot.

 

[Phil]

Hey, I could care less what you do with most of the world's population. Most humans are unworthy as it is. Burn the lot of them, or enslave them, I can help you with that with MAH EYES. :D

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I kne -- Wait, what? <.<'

If you ignore it, it goes away.

 

[Ser Gregor]

Hey, I could care less what you do with most of the world's population. Most humans are unworthy as it is. Burn the lot of them, or enslave them, I can help you with that with MAH EYES. :D

Mulluns I can assure you if he chooses to kill only those of no value, you'd be up at the front of the list.

 

[Phil]

Mulluns I can assure you if he chooses to kill only those of no value, you'd be up at the front of the list.

You wish.

 

[Ares]

Nice to see there's an alien warlord.. As long as we're revealing our secret identities, meet Unit I-68, renegade computer program, designed with the sole purpose of taking over the U.S.A. by extracting secrets through various role play forums.

ELIMINATE. OBLITERATE. DESTROY.

((j/k. But honestly, Agri, why did you start a thread about this?))

 

[Ser Gregor]

You wish.

You're a house hermit who plays video games all day and has little contact with the outside world except for the GameStop and Movie clerks.

What value would you bring to Agri's alien overlords?

 

[Phil]

lol

I like how you act like you know me. I stand by my previous statement regardless of your ignorance. :CHappy:

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

lol

I like how you act like you know me. I stand by my previous statement regardless of your ignorance. :CHappy:

If anyone is ignorant of who you truly are you've no one to blame for that misrepresentation but yourself you know.