Corrupt A Wish

[Silver Cutlass]

This game is simple. Make a wish (i.e. I wish I could talk to my dog), next person who posts corrupts that wish in some way (i.e. Granted, but now you can only speak in dog), and that person makes a wish, and so on so on. I'll start it off.

I wish I had the superpowers of The Flash.

 

[Tribunal Power]

Granted. You are now the Flash, the creepy fat guy at the mall that exposes himself to children.

I wish this thread didn't have to start over.

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted. You are instead forced to watch as everybody suddenly grows a fascination with Justin Bieber.

I wish I'd never written that and hope I wasn't ninja'd.

 

[YOLT]

Granted. Instead everyone begins to love Rebecca Black and you are forced to listen to "Friday" play on every radio station

I wish Star Trek was real :D

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted. Your technological achievements shall soon be added to the collective; resistance is futile.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of oranges.

 

[Silver Cutlass]

Granted, but you kick a puppy and jump off a bridge soon after realizing they are actually tangerines in disguise.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted; you get to watch Robin get killed by the Joker soon.

I wish I knew why I apparently hated tangerines.

 

[YOLT]

Granted, but you find out that your soulmate was murdered by a man wearing a tangerine costume

I wish I could read minds

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted; however, you cannot control your power, and soon go insane.

I wish I had a new bass guitar.

 

[YOLT]

Granted, but it's a left handed one that sounds like a dying pig

I wish I could use the Force

 

[Elijah Brockway]

Granted. You're thrown woefully unprepared as a young Jedi Padawan into the Star Wars universe...and soon get killed because you're in Revenge Of The Sith.

I wish I was in A Song of Ice and Fire.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Granted. You're thrown woefully unprepared as a young Jedi Padawan into the Star Wars universe...and soon get killed because you're in Revenge Of The Sith.

I wish I was in A Song of Ice and Fire.

Granted, you're Theon Greyjoy.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't able to be corrupted.

 

[YOLT]

Granted, but then this thread would merely continue without you

I wish my cat could talk

 

[Vulpes]

Granted, but then this thread would merely continue without you

I wish my cat could talk

Granted, but then it would tell everyone what it's seen you do in private.

I wish for a nice hat.

 

[Galad J. Victus]

Granted. Your hat is so nice and eye-catching that it is quickly stolen.

I wish I was the God of War.

 

[The Derp of Hooves]

Granted, but you will always be on the losing side

I wish I had a fish sandwich

 

[YOLT]

Granted but the fish is still alive and eats you instead

I wish all of my favorite actors would show up at my house for my birthday party

 

[Silver Cutlass]

Granted; their diehard fans get so jealous they burn you and your house down.

I wish I had my own collection of batarangs.

 

[Chairdor]

Granted, problem is Batman wants them back from the thief who took them


I wish for something horrible to happen to me

 

[Lan]

Granted, problem is Batman wants them back from the thief who took them


I wish for something horrible to happen to me

Granted, but after that horrible event, you become a better, stronger person because of it. You go on to write several self help books.

I wish I had a pet lizard.