Corrupt A Wish

[Andrewza]

Granted. Have fun with 100 corrupted wishes.

I wish I could do mind control.

 

[Commissar Brett]

Granted; You control others minds, but you can't control when you do it.

I wish I had the world's most ideal sex life.

 

[CaptainWolfgang]

Granted, but it isn't with your significant other, and everyone knows about it. Even your family and potential employers. Everywhere you go, no one will you look you in the eye. But you do get a lot of high fives, so well done!


I wish I owned a helicopter.

 

[Andrewza]

Granted you own a helicopter. Only you don't have the money to hanger it, fuel to fly it or even a licences.


I wish I could fly.

 

[Pureblood-Sin]

Granted, though your arms and legs are fused together to make the wings meaning eating would be much more difficult...moving on land would be a freaking nightmare.

I wish to get my hands on Leprechaun gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

[Black Noise]

Granted, but you spend all the gold on lottery tickets that are all duds, even the leprechaun laughs at you in the end.

I wish I could be a cat.

 

[OhNoesBunnies]

Granted, but you're stuck with an old cat lady that owns about one-hundred other mewling balls of terror and have to fight for your food.

I wish Star Trek was real.

 

[vamp]

Granted. But you are now the captain of a very demanding crew, and every person on the ship hates you.

I wish I would never get bitten by mosquitoes.

 

[Rector_Ras]

Granted but wasps are more attracted now

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[Tomoko]

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted. However your hyperactivity causes you utter disregard for your personal well-being, culminating in anorexia and an ironic inability to move more than five steps without being exhausted.

I wish I could be the person Mr. Rogers wanted me to be.

 

[Flying Blind]

Granted, you are shrunk and live the rest of your life operating the trolley in his neighborhood.

I wish I were deadpool

 

[Tomoko]

I wish I were deadpool

Granted. You die after being transformed into the neighbourhood pool.

I wish for a reboot of the Amazing Spiderman series.

 

[Flying Blind]

Granted, they reboot the series, but it's rewritten so Spiderman is an actual spider who gets stepped on in the first movie

I wish Rev. 21:3,4 came into effect today